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Why would I want to "better" myself?

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Wait a second. I just had an epiphany, guys.

All these philosophies, methods, self-help mumbo jumbo, and stuff, they are all trying to tell me how to become another kind of person. Like, you know, a zen-like levitating superhuman who is in control of everything that can be in control, who squeezes his brain to the maximum, while keeping the emotions at a rightful balance.

Now... why would I want to become something else? Seriously, I am the most perfect living thing on earth: a thinking, sentient, emotional, and creative animal with free will. Why. Change.That.

If I feel like yelling, I do. If I feel like humping, I also do. If my heart desires to rest, I simply rest. And if I feel anger, I go and explode. Same goes for laughter and contemplation and philosophizing and drinking, etc.

Seriously, people, just stop it with that stuff. Why do you want to be like a leaf in the wind or a floating whatever on the current of the river. Screw that. Eat and drink, for tomorrow we may be dead.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Wait a second. I just had an epiphany, guys.

All these philosophies, methods, self-help mumbo jumbo, and stuff, they are all trying to tell me [b]how
to become another kind of person. Like, you know, a zen-like levitating superhuman who is in control of everything that can be in control, who squeezes his brain to the maximum, while keeping the e ...[text shortened]... ng whatever on the current of the river. Screw that. Eat and drink, for tomorrow we may be dead.[/b]
"Before Enlightenment chop wood carry water, after Enlightenment, chop wood carry water."

http://www.interluderetreat.com/meditate/chop.htm

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My gosh, according to those hippies I was born enlightened. 😲

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You are Golem - a being of unformed material - uncultured. It is the Jewish way to change Golem to Adam - barbaric humanity to civilized humanity.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Now... why would I want to become something else? Seriously,
I am the most perfect living thing on earth: a thinking, sentient,
emotional, and creative animal with free will. [b]Why. Change.That.
Maybe you could learn to stop crapping in the sea?

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Because I'm competitive.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
uncultured
What is culture, anyway?

Seitse
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Originally posted by wolfgang59
Maybe you could learn to stop crapping in the sea?
Never!

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Because I'm competitive.
Yeah, but, against whom are we competing?

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The post that was quoted here has been removed
1. Why i "good"? Do you mean: the advertising-force-fed conception of "good" under Western colonialist canons?

2. I am not a product.

3. Oh, you mean, consensual?

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Originally posted by Seitse
What is culture, anyway?
Look in the fridge.

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Originally posted by orangutan
Look in the fridge.
A severed head is not culture.

Sicilian Sausage

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Originally posted by Seitse
What is culture, anyway?
bacteria?

Seitse
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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
bacteria?
Get out of here, Dawkins 😛

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