World's 1st Brevity Game

Originally posted by MrHand
10. Point taken is already pretty brief. Shortening it further = super brief.

11. Super/mega brief = !

Originally posted by uzless
Debeer's marketing line used to be, "Diamonds are forever"

Then they changed it to, "Diamonds, take her breath away"

Now it's, "Diamonds, Render her speechless"


Okay, why don't they just come right out and say it...."Diamonds, that'll shut her up."

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12. Debeer's/Uzless' marketing lines = 'I do'.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
12. Debeer's/Uzless' marketing lines = 'I do'.

13. this blows = every vulgar line i could think of even when I dont swear was rejected by the server. now I have nothing cool to say.

Originally posted by uzless
Debeer's marketing line used to be, "Diamonds are forever"

Then they changed it to, "Diamonds, take her breath away"

Now it's, "Diamonds, Render her speechless"


Okay, why don't they just come right out and say it...."Diamonds, that'll shut her up."

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copyrights are a b@%ch

Originally posted by pawnfondler
13. this blows = every vulgar line i could think of even when I dont swear was rejected by the server. now I have nothing cool to say.

14. #13 = Honesty coming of age.


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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
World's 1st Brevity Game



Simply state a formal passage, quotation, common phrase or song lyric, etc,... and then distill it to its irreducible essence.


Here are five off the top to get the ball rolling:



#1. Red Hot Pawn TOS 3.A. = Be yourself. 2. TOS 3.B. = Play fair. 3. TOS 3.C. = Behave. 4. "I'm not

half of what I meant to be" ...[text shortened]... idn't you realize that I was only joking" = Sorry.



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#6. _________________

Comes to posting and re-posting, claiming to be sitting in position of strength,

compassion, wisdom, serenity (and by extension in most readers minds - senility),

not using any personal pronouns, generally extending sentences way beyond the natural

boundaries of that would be accepted as normal, adding endless clauses to seemingly

espouse virtue, knowledge, fortitude and gritty determination with an endless supply of

double spaced newlines

= Grampy Bobby

Originally posted by orangutan
#15 Comes to posting and re-posting, claiming to be sitting in position of strength,

compassion, wisdom, serenity (and by extension in most readers minds - senility),

not using any personal pronouns, generally extending sentences way beyond the natural

boundaries of that would be accepted as normal, adding endless clauses to seemingly

espou ...[text shortened]... and gritty determination with an endless supply of

double spaced newlines

= Grampy Bobby

#15 = Well said.




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Originally posted by orangutan
Comes to posting and re-posting, claiming to be sitting in position of strength,

compassion, wisdom, serenity (and by extension in most readers minds - senility),

not using any personal pronouns, generally extending sentences way beyond the natural

boundaries of that would be accepted as normal, adding endless clauses to seemingly

espouse vi ...[text shortened]... and gritty determination with an endless supply of

double spaced newlines

= Grampy Bobby

Groupthink/inculcated motives underlying #15 = priceless.


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#16. The Declaration of Independence of the United States of America = nuff already.



#17. ___________________

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Groupthink/inculcated motives underlying #15 = priceless.


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#16. The Declaration of Independence of the United States of America = nuff already.



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"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?"

--WAY too much idle time on your hands---

Originally posted by Scotty70
17. "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?"

--WAY too much idle time on your hands---

18. Better to have the endgame (which begins with move #1) as your achille's heel, as explained in Scotty's Profile or a repetitive post # 17?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
World's 1st Brevity Game



Simply state a formal passage, quotation, common phrase or song lyric, etc,... and then distill it to its irreducible essence.


Here are five off the top to get the ball rolling:



#1. Red Hot Pawn TOS 3.A. = Be yourself. 2. TOS 3.B. = Play fair. 3. TOS 3.C. = Behave. 4. "I'm not

half of what I meant to be" ...[text shortened]... idn't you realize that I was only joking" = Sorry.



😉



#6. _________________

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
18. Better to have the endgame (which begins with move #1) as your achille's heel, as explained in Scotty's Profile or a repetitive post # 17?

#19. Post #18. = Late night confusion with the "Easy Questions" thread. Clot momentarily shifted, I guess.



#20. Post #19.= an apology.



#21. "Please refrain from spamming, flaming or using excessively offensive language on this board." = Bend if you must but don't break it.




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