29 May 05
Originally posted by shavixmirWhen he was dying he asks "Let me Abbos go loose Bruce". I'm sure Rolf wondered about that line... he would never have endorse native Aussie slavery.
My spoof on that was banned from this site...
I grew up on Rolf and Charlie Drake. Charlie was a real comedian
Loved his songs "My Boomarang Won't Come Back" and "Splish Splash"
29 May 05
Originally posted by Tirau DanRolf was okay, but otherwise, there are so many "great" contenders. I'll echo the one on the Meatloaf song. Truly rubbish, but then I thought Meatload in general sucked. Maybe we need to do a poll?
When he was dying he asks "Let me Abbos go loose Bruce". I'm sure Rolf wondered about that line... he would never have endorse native Aussie slavery.
But all time worst must be anything from BoneyM (remember them?) particularly Rasputin: "Rah rah Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen" - when there's no evidence of him shagging her, but then never let the facts get in the way of a line that rhymes.
A close second for me is that horrible drunken dirge that remains popular today, "Red, red wine" from what was otherwise an excellent band with songs like Tyler (forget their name right now - UB40?).
30 May 05
Originally posted by skywalker redHe does actually. At the end, his Mrs is spouting on about some stuff and says: "Sooner or later you'll be screwing around", and Meat says, "I won't do that". That is what he is alluding to.
you wanna talk about bad songs,, how about "meatloaf" singing "I would do anything for love"........and the video is just as bad..... the really bad thing about this song is that it makes no f-ckin sense...
he says "I would do anything for love but I wont do THAT",, but he never says what "that" is.....its really quite vexing...
30 May 05
Originally posted by buffalobillYes ub40. I believe it is the application for unemployment benefits.
Rolf was okay, but otherwise, there are so many "great" contenders. I'll echo the one on the Meatloaf song. Truly rubbish, but then I thought Meatload in general sucked. Maybe we need to do a poll?
But all time worst must be anything from BoneyM (remember them?) particularly Rasputin: "Rah rah Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen" - when there's n ...[text shortened]... hat was otherwise an excellent band with songs like Tyler (forget their name right now - UB40?).
30 May 05
Originally posted by outbackjillTrue. And "how much is that doggy in the window? Ruff, ruff." Funny how so many generations haven't changed their taste for pap. Now there's a worthy and honourable task for the DNA scientists. Identify and eliminate the bad taste gene!
i rekon that song jeepers creeper has to be in there for sure
30 May 05
"No Legs" by Adam Green.... now, none of his songs make the slightest bit of sense, but this is really the hight of crap. It's kinda like those gruesome scenes on tv-you can't bring yourself toturn them off, even though you know it might cause damage to your brain...
So, in case you are unable to find it (I'll be happy to send it to you), here's the link to the lyrics for you (couldn't post them as it was auto-modded):
http://www.musicsonglyrics.com/A/Adam%20Green/Adam%20Green%20-%20No%20Legs%20lyrics.htm
and now imagine these quite offensive lyrics to a smarmy western tune... there you have Adam Green!
