You Know You're Addicted To RHP When....

Then I must be addicted cause I'm freaking out

Originally posted by RBHILL
When you have over 150,000 moves

Originally posted by Cheshire Cat
I just want you to know that I take offense at this!! I am not addicted! I can stop any time I want! I swear it. 😛

~ Cheshire Cat 😀

You know when you're addicted when RHP goes down every night you find yourself in the corner in your underwear crying and screaming WHYYYYYY!!!! WHY ME!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!! COME BACK!!!!!!! I'M DYING!!!!!!

Josh

you find yourself addicted when you check the rhp site every other 30 minutes to see if that one slow player has moved already 😉

you skip your meals or school cause your to busy waiting for your opponents to move.

your eyes hurt form staring at the computer screen

You know you’re addicted to RHP when...


you make a chart of your mood that looks suspiciously like your rating chart.

you email a Christmas card to everyone on your clan.

you seriously consider killing yourself during a site outage.

you refer to mods as ‘the fuzz’.

it takes you longer to make a single move than it does to get dressed.

you have an avatar for each day of the week.

you tell yourself again and again, “just one more move and I’ll stop.”

you refer to the time when most of your opponents are on as primetime.

you cry yourself to sleep after hanging your rook.

you have to refresh the screen every few second to see if an opponent has moved.

Keep ‘em coming😀

You know you're addicted when you run a special load of laundry for all your RHP clothing.

You know you're addicted when you sell your kids for 15$ apiece so you can afford your RHP subscription fee.

You know you're addicted when ask for Russ' autograph.

You know you're addicted when you're bald at 16 due to ripping out your nice head of hair due to a RHP outage.

You know you're addicted when you get your girlfriend a RHP mug for your anniversary.

Josh

You know you’re addicted to RHP when you check your rankings every 5 minutes to see if they've changed... while at work.

Originally posted by Russ
Uh oh, you guys will be after my blood. Please see the site announcements forum...

(You know the fresh air will do you good. Discover the world beyond your front door...)

-Russ

when you spent more on subscriptions than on your wife's engagememt ring.

When you go to bed and dream about a critical position - analyzing it in your sleep....
🙁

When you try to sneak in a few moves from work and have to lok over your shoulder.
🙁

You know you're addicted when the pizza delivery guy comes to the door and you tell him to come in.

You know you're addicted when someone breaks into your house and you ask him if he wants to join your clan.

You know you're addicted when invite your friends over and you show them and brag over your latest wins and your latest rec'ed post.

Josh

You know you’re addicted to RHP when your wife seductively says come to bed honey and without looking up from the board you say "Just a couple more moves honey, my clan needs some points."