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You Know You're Addicted To RHP When....

You Know You're Addicted To RHP When....

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Originally posted by ChessNut
You know you’re addicted to RHP when your wife seductively says come to bed honey and without looking up from the board you say "Just a couple more moves honey, my clan needs some points."
When the MD walks past and says 'still busy I see....'

😕

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you know you're addicted to RHP when you wish someone would send you a free pair of pawn star boxers!

you know you're addicted to RHP when someone says it's snowing outside for 3 days and you say "since when?"

you know you're addicted to RHP when you eat your lunch in a classroom in front of a computer screen

you know you're addicted to RHP when there's 2 1/2 inches of snow outside and your inside contemplating whether you should take the knight or the bishop.

😀

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turtlex
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YKYA2RHPW -

..You start paying for wireless internet and buy a laptop so you can make your moves from the bathro....nevermind.

ChessNut
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You know you're addicted when you think Arethra Franklin sang "RHP is for me".... sock it to me sock it to me...I've lost all my dignity...

when you neglect to pay the phone bill to afford the membership fee only to realize you have dial-up after the check was mailed... DAMN!

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Sparky

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Originally posted by turtlex

YKYA2RHPW -

..You start paying for wireless internet and buy a laptop so you can make your moves from the bathro....nevermind.
This is NOT why I have a laptop!! 😛

~ Cheshire Cat 😀

Ragnorak
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You know you’re addicted to RHP when you're having a heart to heart with your gf and she asks 'what are you thinking', and you urgently have to think of something nice and relevant, cos u were really thinking 'if I'd only played Bf3 in that game'.

; D

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Lazy Sod

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Originally posted by turtlex

YKYA2RHPW -

..You start paying for wireless internet and buy a laptop so you can make your moves from the bathro....nevermind.
yes, and what's wrong with that?

🙄😀

j
Top Gun

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Originally posted by ark13
when you spent more on subscriptions than on your wife's engagememt ring.
Why whould you buy your wife an engagement ring?

Talem16
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You know you are adicted when instead of sleep or do your homework you spent the nigth playing at RHP and then you just get a shower to go to college to play again in my Visual Basic Class.

You know you are adicted when your mam or mom gets to your room and you pretend you are studying with the Microsoft Word open and the RHP page hidding.

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Lazy Sod

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YKYA2RHPW

Your wife enters your computer room and you quickly switch from RHP to a porn site, so she doesn't know what yoy are doing....

ROGER THE DODGER

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When you posted a thread before Christmas asking whose on here Christmas day!
And finding yourself actually checking !!!😀

turtlex
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YKYA2RHPW -

Russ announces an impending outage, and you email, like, 12 people!

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you know you're addicted to RHP when you switch on the computer, and the first thing you do is click on the site, and spend at least a good four hours straight, and talking how addictive it is!

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Bananarama

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You know you're addicted to RHP when you stop shooting up in your fingertips because you need them to click the "move" button.

Edit: no need for a quote there...

R

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You know you're addicted to RHP when you refuse to go take a piss.

You know you're addicted to RHP when you sit here thinking 'What should I post'

You know you're addicted to RHP when you wake up 2 hours before your alarm clock goes off just to get some playing time in. (yes you)

You know you're addicted to RHP when you punch the Screen because it isn't loading fast enough.

😉

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