You Know You're Addicted To RHP When....

when you lie there at 3 am, thinking thinking, maybe I should get up and check rhp, after all, it is 9 am in the UK, so I should have several moves by now............

You know you're addicted to RHP when you start putting "R"HP sauce on your steak & eggs. And then you kill someone because they don't play chess.

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
when you lie there at 3 am, thinking thinking, maybe I should get up and check rhp, after all, it is 9 am in the UK, so I should have several moves by now............

You know you're addicted to RHP when you turn your own mother into a streetwalker to pay the $20 subscription fee.

You know you're addicted to RHP when you get a chessboard-shaped tan on your face from staring at the monitor.

Originally posted by PBE6
You know you're addicted to RHP when you get a chessboard-shaped tan on your face from staring at the monitor.

You know you're addicted to RHP if you're reading this post, because you should have been bored to tears about 3 posts ago. Honestly, where am I going with these? Can you say "amateur hour"?

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Keep quiet, you rat-soup eating peanut gallerias.

...when you keep checking this thread to tick off the numerous adiction symptoms.

You know you're addicted to RHP when you ...

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AAARRRrrrrggghhh.......!

when your friends and family stage and intervention and send you to chess rehab......

When you and your fiance are thinking about getting married online at rhp!!!!!!!

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
when your friends and family stage and intervention and send you to chess rehab......

When you and your fiance are thinking about getting married online at rhp!!!!!!!

Originally posted by PBE6
Say it ain't so, elvendreamgirl. It's not even 9 in the UK yet!!!

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Awwwwww. I met him in Yahoo chess, but we soon migrated to rhp. :-)

when you check the phone booths for change or in the couch so that you can pay for the subcirber fee.

Originally posted by PBE6
I met him in Yahoo chess too, but you don't see me migrating with him.

I'm twice the character he is. Search your feelings - you know it to be true.