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You like pickles?



You like pickles? I sure do. Usually buy the 32 fl oz Claussen Kosher Dill Halves

('from vine to jar in 8 days'😉 in the refrigerated shelf section. How about you?



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Really setting yourself up for grief with this one Gramps.

I do like pickle jokes:

Q: What's green and swims at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Moby Pickle

Q: What's green and goes slam, slam, slam, slam?
A: A four door pickle.

Q: What's green and green and green and green?
A: A pickle rolling down a hill.

Q: What's green and goes click-click?
A: A ball point pickle

Q: What do you call a frozen pickle hanging from the roof?
A: An icepickle.

Q: What do you call a pickle who is a bad loser?
A: A sour pickle

This couple comes to a new town and the guy gets a job at the local pickle factory. A few years go by and each year he wins the employee of the year award. One day in the 3rd year, he comes home looking all depressed.

His wife asks him what the matter is, to which he responds that he got fired.

"FIRED?!? How can you get fired, you're always employee of the year!!" she asked, stunned. To this he responds that he had another fantasy that he needed to fulfill and it got him fired...

"Oh no, not again...What did you do this time?" she asks.

Well, I always fantasized about sticking my willy in the pickle slicer.

"You didn't!" she hoped.

He blushed and replied, "Well, yes I did."

Then she asks, "Did it hurt?"

"No no really," answers the man.

Puzzled she then asks, "Well what happened to the pickle slicer??"

He answers, "Oh, *she* got fired too!"

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
Really setting yourself up for grief with this one Gramps.

I do like pickle jokes:

Q: What's green and swims at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Moby Pickle

Q: What's green and goes slam, slam, slam, slam?
A: A four door pickle.

Q: What's green and green and green and green?
A: A pickle rolling down a hill.

Q: What's green and goes ...[text shortened]... appened to the pickle slicer??"

He answers, "Oh, *she* got fired too!"
Last one's the best!😀

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I Looooooovvvvveeeee Pickles!

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]You like pickles?



You like pickles? I sure do. Usually buy the 32 fl oz Claussen Kosher Dill Halves

('from vine to jar in 8 days'😉 in the refrigerated shelf section. How about you?



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Pickles, eh?

Can't say I'm only a little shocked that some jackass hasn't complained about the spam...

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Spam? This is golden.
I Looooovvvveeeee Pickles.

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Pickles, eh?

Can't say I'm only a little shocked that some jackass hasn't complained about the spam...
Please stop spamming Grampy Bobby's thread.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Please stop spamming Grampy Bobby's thread.
that's a bit redundant no?

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Originally posted by duecer
that's a bit redundant no?
Well, thanks for playing...

your hands, that is.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
You like pickles?



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I don't know, isn't that Buddy Sorrell's wife?

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Well, thanks for playing...

your hands, that is.
MJ liked playing with pickles in his hands. Generally vintage ten year old ones.

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Originally posted by mikelom
MJ liked playing with pickles in his hands. Generally vintage ten year old ones.
I used to have a pickle, it shrank from being a gerkin too much.
😞

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I used to have a pickle, it shrank from being a gerkin too much.
😞
Mine was only ever a courgette masked as a pumpkin. 🙁

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Gross! 😠

I don't want to know about how often a colostomy bag needs cleaning, or the methods of doing such a thing. Apologies to all the wonderful nurses on this site, but removing poops from bags aint my idea of a good day!

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