You're so vain...

Originally posted by rubberjaw30
i like attention seeking...
its like a never ending game of hide and go seek...
it never ends!

Seek and ye shall find 😀

Originally posted by reader1107
Nononono -- he's saying we're all wonderful, and we need to be elevated on a bench because there are too many of us for a pedestal.

Oh sure, gain our trust and then lead us down the path to ruin. You're evil. Or Evel, as in Knievel.

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do...

What's the group W bench. Is that for all of the round-headed-mouth-breathing bus riders?

The Group W bench is....

Well, it is best told by Arlo Guthrie in the song Alice's Restaurant...

🙂

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Oh sure, gain our trust and then lead us down the path to ruin. You're evil. Or Evel, as in Knievel.

It's hard to lead people down the path to ruin when they're running ahead of me!! 😉

Originally posted by KnightWulfe
The Group W bench is....

Well, it is best told by Arlo Guthrie in the song Alice's Restaurant...

🙂

"And I proceeded to tell him the story of the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and the paragraph on the back of each one, and he stopped me right there and said, "Kid, I want you to go and sit down on that bench that says Group W .... NOW kid!!"

And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W's where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?"

I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"

And I said, "Littering."

And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance."

And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench."

Originally posted by widget
"And I proceeded to tell him the story of the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and the paragraph on the back of each one, and he stopped me right there and said, "Kid, I want you to go and sit down on that bench that says Group W .... NOW kid!!"

And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group ...[text shortened]... ping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench."

As it has been told.

Thank you widget.

THAT, KID, is the group W bench!