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ahem, ladies and men, may we now segue to another aspect of daily life in the prehistoric village at the edge of the free flowing river limpopo [that once was a mere stream of some elder's consciousness]: we'll be needing your thoughts on the assignment of the jobs of 'hunter/gatherer' and 'medical doctor' and 'guru of all things of a spiritual nature'.
18 Mar 13
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyI want to be the medicine man.
ahem, ladies and men, may we now segue to another aspect of daily life in the prehistoric village at the edge of the free flowing river limpopo [that once was a mere stream of some elder's consciousness]: we'll be needing your thoughts on the assignment of the jobs of 'hunter/gatherer' and 'medical doctor' and 'guru of all things of a spiritual nature'.
He has a cool job and is the most
important man in the village.
His Counsel is always asked
before any decision is made.
I would pass a law re introducing polygamy.
I will have 6 wives and rest on Saturday
because that's when the football is on.
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18 Mar 13
Originally posted by johnnylongwoodyRight so we have the football loving "doc" with the six wives. I'll take on the job of spirit gatherer. I'm sure there's a all night convenience shop down where the Limpopo makes a hard left turn near where the hippos do there thing. I must remember to watch out for the crocs. They are sneaky beasties and will take advantage of the slightest slipup.
I want to be the medicine man.
He has a cool job and is the most
important man in the village.
His Counsel is always asked
before any decision is made.
I would pass a law re introducing polygamy.
I will have 6 wives and rest on Saturday
because that's when the football is on.
18 Mar 13
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Originally posted by Great Big SteesHave no fear, doc is here.
Right so we have the football loving "doc" with the six wives. I'll take on the job of spirit gatherer. I'm sure there's a all night convenience shop down where the Limpopo makes a hard left turn near where the hippos do there thing. I must remember to watch out for the crocs. They are sneaky beasties and will take advantage of the slightest slipup.
And for a fee ( large fee ) I'm sure that I and my
6 wives can stitch you up.
( large family and all that to feed, hope you understand ).
18 Mar 13
Originally posted by Great Big Stees> above all take every precaution known to man to avoid the least tactile contact with those sneaky
Right so we have the football loving "doc" with the six wives. I'll take on the job of spirit gatherer. I'm sure there's a all night convenience shop down where the Limpopo makes a hard left turn near where the hippos do there thing. I must remember to watch out for the crocs. They are sneaky beasties and will take advantage of the slightest slipup.
wild buffalo ~gals of the night.
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18 Mar 13
Originally posted by johnnylongwoodyAs I am the one in charge of the Spirit(s) I think we may be able to some kind of "understanding" concerning any fees.
Have no fear, doc is here.
And for a fee ( large fee ) I'm sure that I and my
6 wives can stitch you up.
( large family and all that to feed, hope you understand ).
18 Mar 13
Originally posted by Great Big SteesSomeone said to me once, if you locked your wife in the trunk
Good choice. You get a new one, what, about every 10 years (on average)? And they love bones...you know like t-bones and that ilk.
of one car and your dog in the trunk of another for 3 hours.
When you opened them, which one would be glad to see you?
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18 Mar 13
Originally posted by Grampy BobbySo we now have a "doc", a spirit(s) gatherer now we need a hunter (of the euphemistic wild buffalo "😉). Any takers?
> above all take every precaution known to man to avoid the least tactile contact with those sneaky[hidden]wild buffalo ~gals of the night.[/hidden]
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18 Mar 13
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyI could, in my spare time, take that on but I'd expect a hot tub down by the river and a water buffalo to help with the towelling of the veggies.
... got any of them long, sharp, pointy spears of asparagus?
if yew mountain dewd, then we'll have our first village cook.