Sympathy for the Carlos (lyrics)

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of childish taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's threads

And I was 'round when Red Night
Had his moment of lame crusade
Made damn sure that he'd say
that I was cool and was his friend

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is how retard is my game

I stuck around the General Forum
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the fun and its give & take
Phlab and Tim screamed in vain

I rode a high horse
Threw the rock despite
Being aggressive and a spammer
And of alcohol I use to stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is how retard is my game, oh yeah
(woo woo, woo woo)

I watched with glee
While your darvs and shavs flee
Tired of of being said "no, your stupied!"
As sole response to them
(woo woo, woo woo)

I shouted out,
"Down with the Friends Group!"
When after all
It hurts me not to have friends
(who who, who who)

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I flushed down Jack and Cokes
Until my brain became a pulp
(woo woo, who who)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
(who who)
But what's puzzling you
Is how retarded is my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
(who who, who who)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is how retarded I can get
(woo woo, who who)

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Carlos
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
(who who, who who)

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, have some taste
(woo woo)
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your thread to waste, mmm yeah
(woo woo, woo woo)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, mmm yeah
(who who)
But what's puzzling you
Is how retarded I can get, mmm mean it, get down
(woo woo, woo woo)

Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
(woo woo)

Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame

Oh, who
woo, woo
Oh, yeah

What's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name

Phlabibit, I want you to put some groove on these words.

Rock on, baby!

Originally posted by Seitse

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of childish taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's threads

And I was 'round when Red Night
Had his moment of lame crusade
Made damn sure that he'd say
that I was cool and was his friend

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is how r ...[text shortened]... ell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name

The Carlos Collection - Delux Edition

Thread 127249

Thread 127341

Thread 127347

Thread 127349

Washington Pest: ""A dive into the mind of a retard-o-troll"
Denver Herald: "Carlos. A man and his dream."
Tucson Tribune: "Two thumbs up"

Originally posted by Seitse
Phlabibit, I want you to put some groove on these words.

Rock on, baby!

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Sry, I don't do parodies.

Originally posted by Very Rusty
Can you name that name?

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Oh man!~ They're talking about me again!~

😠

Originally posted by Seitse
[b]The Carlos Collection - Delux Edition

Washington Pest: ""A dive into the mind of a retard-o-troll"
Denver Herald: "Carlos. A man and his dream."
Tucson Tribune: "Two thumbs up"
[/b]

Originally posted by divegeester
National enquirer: "a troll ate my hamster"