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you can think of it as a valve between urine and sperm.
In some (not all) men it grows and doesn't work properly, thus you can't urionate which can cause death. If you turn 40 it is recommended to let a doctor check on it regularly. And you can either cut the tummy and remove everything which is on top iof the gland to go there or via the backdoor 😉

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It's small gland that creates part of your seminal fluid and helps control the rate at which you pee.

When you get older, it gets more prone to infection and other problems (usually enlargement or cancer).

Probably 2 fingers. It depends on how sadistic your doctor is.

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Here is a very interesting test regarding this crucial but also beautiful subject... I thought I had to share

http://www.avogel.ch/en/test-checks/prostatacheck.php

I went to visit my doctor to get it checked, but he said I had to wait 15 more years. He has not changed his mind no matter my frequent visits.

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When the doctor says drop your shorts, turn around, lean on your elbows, let’s check your prostate, you respond:

(a) Yes

(b) Won't you ask me at least for my mobile number?

(c) Let's go for lunch

(d) Let me check yours!

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Hey, some men have to pay for that - you can get the NHS to pay for it!

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New way of starting stand up comedy gigs:

So there I was, bent over, with a finger up my butt, when I...

(a) received a call from my lawyer
(b) thought about buying some lottery
(c) felt the need of eating noodles
(d) asked myself:

(i) why did the chicken cross the road?
(ii) should I buy a buick?
(iii) where could I put my new sofa?
(iv) how is it that boats are placed inside glass bottles?

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I am also in my mid 30's.
I think in later life benign prostate cancer is very common indeed.

I've heard that massaging the prostate gland causes ejaculation almost immediately.
I must say I prefer the more usual methods!

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Stop your whining. Bend over and take it like a man.

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That's why they call it a prost(r)ate.

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I dont like the sound of this gland - sounds like more trouble then it is worth.

I might get my retalliation in first and have it removed before it causes me any trouble.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I dont like the sound of this gland - sounds like more trouble then it is worth.

I might get my retalliation in first and have it removed before it causes me any trouble.
I heard that in some bars of San Francisco there are guys that can get it removed for you using their teeth... or other... er... devices.

Call 1 800 BYE PROSTATE SF

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I dont like the sound of this gland - sounds like more trouble then it is worth.

I might get my retalliation in first and have it removed before it causes me any trouble.
If you do this you might not be able to come.
I'm not sure of the facts though.

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Originally posted by Squelchbelch
If you do this you might not be able to come.
I'm not sure of the facts though.
Actually, the risk is quite high that you might not be even able to lift it.

http://www.healthsquare.com/mc/fgmc0820.htm

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