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A 'joke' study/puzzle

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HOW DO YOU FIND THESE GAMES

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I consider such things but I can only go what I have in front of me.

I do suspect something odd was going on but the game record is there for
all to see and the 'game info' does not say training game and it was rated.

That was not the worse (or best example) on here. I pulled that at random.

It's all good fun.

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I remember a joke like this:



hint: it said "mate in 1" on the white king's tombstone.

1.Kd9#

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Originally posted by Maxacre42
HOW DO YOU FIND THESE GAMES
They seek me out in my dreams....

A gentle soothing voice floating on a midnight air...

"greenpawn......greenpawn.....greenpawn.....look at game no Game 6947054"

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Mate in 1

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Black gave odds of both Rooks
White mates in 4

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Mate in 3

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These aren't even hard. You guys are getting slow.

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Originally posted by SwissGambit
[fen]3N2R1/pp3p2/3K2p1/8/2pk4/3pp2p/3P1pB1/1Q4BR w[/fen]
Mate in 1
Impossible

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Originally posted by SwissGambit
[fen]8/8/4P3/3p4/2p3p1/1pP1kPPp/1P5P/R3K2R[/fen]
Mate in 3
Computer-testing reveals: no solution.

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Originally posted by SwissGambit
[fen]4k3/3Rp3/4P3/4B3/2p5/2P5/2p5/1bK5[/fen]
Black gave odds of both Rooks
White mates in 4
There's a mate in two in there

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Originally posted by philidor position
I remember a joke like this:

[fen]1R1K2k1/R7/8/8/8/8/8/8 w - - 0 0[/fen]

hint: it said "mate in 1" on the white king's tombstone.

[hidden]1.Kd9#[/hidden]
It's got a dual

1. Ke9#

And why wouldn't Black be allowed Kh9, huh

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Originally posted by SwissGambit
[fen]4k3/3Rp3/4P3/4B3/2p5/2P5/2p5/1bK5[/fen]
Black gave odds of both Rooks
White mates in 4
Does that mean he can "castle" both sides?

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heinzkat,

thanks for ruining it for everyone else. nice going.

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