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Alexandra Kosteniuk

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Originally posted by FabianFnas
How is it possible to have a chess GM girlfriend? She has only one thing in her mind, and that's not you. "But what about f4-f5 in the 24th move?"
I don't think that's correct. you could see it as a profession, and from my observations, most GMs see it this way.

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we shall go down, by cludens side
through the Hazels spreading wide,
oer the waves that sweetly glide,
to the moon, so clearly

Down in Cluden silent hours
All in moonshine midnight hours
All the dewy buddin' flowers
The fairies dance so cheery

Fair and lovely as thou are
though has stolen my very heart
I can die, but cannae part,
my bonnie Dearie

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Black is the colour of my true love's hair.
His lips are like some rosy fair,
she has the sweetest smile and the gentlest hands,
I love the ground whereon she stands.

I love my love and well she knows,
I love the ground whereon she goes,
If she no more on earth I see,
I can't serve her as she has me.

The winter's passed and the leaves are green,
The time is passed that we have seen,
But still I hope the time will come
When she and I shall be as one.

I go to the Clyde for to mourn and weep,
But satisfied I never could be.
I write a letter, just a few short lines,
And suffer death a thousand times.

So fare you well, my own true love
The time has passed, but I wish you well.
But still I hope the time will come
When she and I will be as one.

for black is the colour......

another song of unrequited love, weep weep, sniffle sniffle.

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Alexandra Kosteniuk Huh!

Mrs Greenpawn. Now there is a beautiful woman.

She is weighted, has a bald round head, a slender waist,
a felt flat bottom and is totally green.

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
Alexandra Kosteniuk Huh!

Mrs Greenpawn. Now there is a beautiful woman.

She is weighted, has a bald round head, a slender waist,
a felt flat bottom and is totally green.
Looks like Mrs. Butterworth, only more of a yellow/blueish hue 😉

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Originally posted by Maxwell Smart
Looks like Mrs. Butterworth, only more of a yellow/blueish hue 😉
Mrs Butterworth looks like all them American airheads chicks that you like!😛

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The post that was quoted here has been removed
yes Dutchess however, there can be no denying the ladies are essentially beautiful to gaze upon, and as men, we must be forgiven for our propensity to accentuate the physical attributes of such ones, this i gather is somewhat different for ladies, who deem it unfair? unjust? to , 'judge', anyone from their physical appearance, or if not unfair, at least only partly the case, and if the truth be known, i have found this too be the case also, that many of the most attractive women i have known, were not the 'prettiest', but had some other quality, an aspect of their personality which appealed and even in some cases overshadowed or 'made up for' any pretension to physical beauty.🙄

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
Mrs Greenpawn. Now there is a beautiful woman.

She is weighted, has a bald round head, a slender waist,
a felt flat bottom and is totally green.
I think I've met her:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/Provenus.gif

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The post that was quoted here has been removed
If you ever met me, you would know with certainty that my wife agrees with you here. 🙁

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Mrs Butterworth looks like all them American airheads chicks that you like!😛
Once you pour a little out, yes.

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