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I heard that greenpawn is going to put out a special, completely serious and true Chandler Cornered today, and then later have to admit that it's an April Fools joke.

Heh, I normally don't get fooled. Excellent job!

Originally posted by Fat Lady
Yes, I expect GreenPawn looks forward to April Fool's Day with the same anticipation that children look forward to Christmas Day. Can you imagine the state his poor wife is going to be in by the end of today? It's worthy of a Viz cartoon - Geoff Chandler and his Jolly Japes. Every story would end with him getting beaten to a pulp by the angry victims of his pranks.

Yes - wish I had born April the first.

I used a few standard one at work but the one I enjed the most
was when I caught the office git

I asked him if he could come up with a sentence ending in the word 'the.'

I even wrote it down for him - he still could not get it.

(answer - "come up with a sentence ending in the word 'the.'😉

He said I would never catch him again.

Two Minutes later....Two minutes!

I asked him what was the name of that thing the 'deaf and dumb'
people read?

He said "Braille." 😕

(try that one yourself 99% of them will fall for it).

Going to spend the evening playing tricks on my cats.

Originally posted by !~TONY~!
Hilarious. Sometimes I wish I was from somewhere in the UK, not only for the accent but just because they are funnier than Americans.....I'm just going to have to move there for a while and see if I pick up both by accident.

Originally posted by greenpawn34
Yes - wish I had born April the first.

I used a few standard one at work but the one I enjed the most
was when I caught the office git

Going to spend the evening playing tricks on my cats.

played him seemed like a pretty normal game, although it was only 25 moves looked like he was ahead a little bit

EDIT: He did move very fast

Originally posted by !~TONY~!
Hilarious. Sometimes I wish I was from somewhere in the UK, not only for the accent but just because they are funnier than Americans.....I'm just going to have to move there for a while and see if I pick up both by accident.

Originally posted by EmLasker
Was I the only one had a material advantage against him?

Game 5915067

Resigning a lost game is one thing, if in an OTB tournement, his flag falls, and you hve held them off, you take the win.