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mlb62

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I want to implant a chess openings/defenses chip in my brain. Where can I get one?

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Originally posted by @ogb
I want to implant a chess openings/defenses chip in my brain. Where can I get one?
I see in the encyclopedia Galactica, they are on sale on Procyon IV, the nearest Galactic Shack. There are more but they are 209 light years away, too much for the Galactic delivery service to send and still make a profit.

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Originally posted by @ogb
I want to implant a chess openings/defenses chip in my brain. Where can I get one?
I have one in stock. Just PM your credit card details and I'll ship it right away.

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Originally posted by @ogb
I want to implant a chess openings/defenses chip in my brain. Where can I get one?
a brain or a chip?

mlb62

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Originally posted by @bigdoggproblem
I have one in stock. Just PM your credit card details and I'll ship it right away.
Is Visa Card ok?

caissad4
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Originally posted by @ogb
I want to implant a chess openings/defenses chip in my brain. Where can I get one?
It will be available by the middle of this century according to a friend at the National Science Foundation. 😏

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Originally posted by @ogb
I want to implant a chess openings/defenses chip in my brain. Where can I get one?
Have you tried Stockfish and chips?

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Originally posted by @ogb
Is Visa Card ok?
Yes sir

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Originally posted by @sonhouse
I see in the encyclopedia Galactica, they are on sale on Procyon IV, the nearest Galactic Shack. There are more but they are 209 light years away, too much for the Galactic delivery service to send and still make a profit.
That's all very well, but what does the Hitchhikers's Guide to the Galaxy say? I bet it knows where you can find one on the black hole market.

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Originally posted by @shallow-blue
That's all very well, but what does the Hitchhikers's Guide to the Galaxy say? I bet it knows where you can find one on the black hole market.
No, those chips are for the reptillians on Frtthar IV, not compatible with primate brains. The only ones for primates are in the cats eye nebula 2000 light years away, difficult delivery even for the Galactics.

Chess turns out to have been an alien import about ten thousand years ago and is a well known game in the galaxy but you knew that all along didn't you.

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Originally posted by @sonhouse


Chess turns out to have been an alien import about ten thousand years ago and is a well known game in the galaxy but you knew that all along didn't you.
The aliens didn't know the game until they abducted Kirsan. He taught them chess..

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Originally posted by @ogb
I want to implant a chess openings/defenses chip in my brain. Where can I get one?
You seem to be doing very well without one.

mlb62

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Originally posted by @mchill
You seem to be doing very well without one.
yes, and I go to WalMart for my vaccinations ..

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Originally posted by @ogb
yes, and I go to WalMart for my vaccinations ..
What chip are you using now for your games?

mlb62

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Originally posted by @sonhouse
What chip are you using now for your games?
bar-B-Que flavored Fritos

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