let's resolve this for once and for all.
1. a3 is NOT the best opening move in chess.
2. some guys make fun of me because i play 1. d4 (i like it because it is a Queen move and she is so powerful. the King of course is really important, but doesn't move much most of the time.)
3. Most people discriminate against castling on the queenside.
4. This thread is now about chess, so cmsMaster should be happy.
Originally posted by coquette1.there is no 'best' first move in chess other than shaking hands with your opponent
let's resolve this for once and for all.
1. a3 is NOT the best opening move in chess.
2. some guys make fun of me because i play 1. d4 (i like it because it is a Queen move and she is so powerful. the King of course is really important, but doesn't move much most of the time.)
3. Most people discriminate against castling on the queenside.
4. This thread is now about chess, so cmsMaster should be happy.
2. The move 1.d4 is NOT a queen move. It even does give the queen fewer move options than 1.e4 or 1.c4
3. where do you have the statistics from? Racism in chess, Eek!
4.fully agree about the first sentence. You transformed a 'retarded' thread into a worthy chess thread 😀
Originally posted by Mephisto2Point 3. would be sexism, right?
1.there is no 'best' first move in chess other than shaking hands with your opponent
2. The move 1.d4 is NOT a queen move. It even does give the queen fewer move options than 1.e4 or 1.c4
3. where do you have the statistics from? Racism in chess, Eek!
4.fully agree about the first sentence. You transformed a 'retarded' thread into a worthy chess thread 😀
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Originally posted by Mephisto2Um, queen side, vs. king side. You may want to look the definition of these terms "king" and "queen" up to try to reason a bit better about my choice of words, but I don't have great expectations of you figuring anything out.
Why, did you count the number of balls in 0-0 vs. 0-0-0 ? 😕
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BTW, this thread is definately very intellectual; it has educational aspects to it that gives meaningful messages to our beloved online chess community in an intelligent way as well as providing some good insight to the people who worry about the pandas becoming extinct in China and the Caspian tigers in Afghanistan; so the thread starter must be a genius to recognise this phoneomenon in a fashionable and an unpredictable way because the people in New Caledonia and Baffin Island do not care if it will make a difference if this thread gets 50.000 recs and many scientists aware that it won't make a bloody difference in a world surrounded by weird galaxies full of weird gasses that are milions of light years away, so I am hoping that this thread will contribute to help and ultimately save the planet and the animals that are in danger to become extict, you know what I mean, I mean this sentence might be long but it surely is not retarded and it holds together because it gives a dirty message to people who cannot have safe access to clean water in Africa, people who die everydway because of Aids, how about 50.000 kids dying in Zambia because of Malaria, all this drivel means that the immortal game chess is the best game in the world even though we most of us will not become masters at it because we are all gonna die, let's try to enjoy our time under the same sky, but without namecalling accusing, mocking or teasing, even a stupid monkey can mock you, let's be cool chess players and try yo enjoy the melons; melons are sweet and delicious and gives pleasure to the eater, on the other hand, this thread just sucks because it doesn't give me any melons that we all can get pleasure from, oh my, what a wonderful world!
Originally posted by kenanYou're giving the originator too much credit... better would be:
BTW, this thread is definately very intellectual; it has educational aspects to it that gives meaningful messages to our beloved online chess community in an intelligent way as well as providing some good insight to the people who worry about the pandas becoming extinct in China and the Caspian tigers in Afghanistan; so the thread starter must be a genius to ...[text shortened]... doesn't give me any melons that we all can get pleasure from, oh my, what a wonderful world!
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut.
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Originally posted by PhlabibitDamn, Phlab, I thought you had sense:
They agree with someone who couldn't give a single example of a 'retarded' thread here.
WHO's retarded?
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Originally posted by kenanRefuse to read - punctuation helps.
BTW, this thread is definately very intellectual; it has educational aspects to it that gives meaningful messages to our beloved online chess community in an intelligent way as well as providing some good insight to the people who worry about the pandas becoming extinct in China and the Caspian tigers in Afghanistan; so the thread starter must be a genius to ...[text shortened]... doesn't give me any melons that we all can get pleasure from, oh my, what a wonderful world!