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Originally posted by no1marauder
BS. God eventually kills them for their disobedience; what does it matter if he gave them life initially? If you want, make the three year old my son instead of grandson; I "gave" him life then - can I justly kill him for his disobedience? God does take an action; you continually refuse to address that point.

In reality. we know what ...[text shortened]... . And that is above any petty concerns of human morality, ain't it, KellyJay; so anything goes?
How did God kill them?
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Originally posted by aardvarkhome
Is this forum the sole preserve of god-botherers then?

Sometimes I wish it was. It would considerably reduce the amount of nonsense I have to plow through to keep up with things.

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Originally posted by KellyJay
How did God kill them?
Kelly
They couldn't die before and God made it so they could die for their disobedience (as well as inflicting other harsh punishments). QED.

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Originally posted by ivanhoe
Have you read the whole thread, including my posts ?

The post which suggests to replace the cookies with deadly poison is the most important one to make the analogy work.

If someone considers the story to be allegorical, this does not imply that the story does not communicate any truth at all. On the contrary !

The story of Adam & Eve is turned ...[text shortened]... d you please consider the insults and foul language Mr. Insult is hurling at me .... damnit !
Fight...fight...come and watch ivanhoe dishing out some girly slaps

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Originally posted by ivanhoe

Sometimes I wish it was. It would considerably reduce the amount of nonsense I have to plow through to keep up with things.
What an arrogant fool you are then. Would you really prefer to rehearse your arguments to and audience that will only agree with you.

You arrogant god botherers need to be challenged. You are intent on imposing your beliefs and morallity on the rst of us without stoping to consider our sensitivities.. TWUNT

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Originally posted by ivanhoe

Sometimes I wish it was. It would considerably reduce the amount of nonsense I have to plow through to keep up with things.
What is this word plow. Do you mean PLOUGH?

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Originally posted by no1marauder
They couldn't die before and God made it so they could die for their disobedience (as well as inflicting other harsh punishments). QED.
Oh I see, so the danger that God warned them about did the Killing.
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Originally posted by no1marauder
Personally, the only flaw I can see in the analogy is that the mother doesn't eventually kill the kids like God does. I don't think the argument is just for literalists; it is equally apt for those who think it is an allegorical tale that supposedly shows a just God. I believe what the person who wrote the Modern Parable was saying is that the ...[text shortened]... able is a poor one on which to base a loving, just God as his actions are unjust and irrational.
#1, I would be interested in your writing the parable over in a way that represents the way you think God should be interacting. This is a serious request and I am not baiting you.

One of the things that we may not take into consideration in the Genesis story is that all this is new to God. How is he supposed to know how to act? It's not like there is a wealth of collective knowledge about how to deal with these creations.

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Originally posted by aardvarkhome
What is this word plow. Do you mean PLOUGH?
Merriam Webster Online

4 entries found for plow.
To select an entry, click on it.
plow[1,noun]plow[2,verb]plow backplow under

Main Entry: 2plow
Variant(s): or plough
Function: verb
transitive senses
1 a : to turn, break up, or work with a plow b : to make (as a furrow) with a plow
2 : to cut into, open, or make furrows or ridges in with or as if with a plow
3 : to cleave the surface of or move through (water) <whales plowing the ocean>
4 : to clear away snow from with a snowplow <plow the street>
intransitive senses
1 a : to use a plow b : to bear or admit of plowing
2 a : to move in a way resembling that of a plow <the car plowed into a fence> b : to proceed steadily and laboriously <had to plow through a stack of letters>
- plow·able /-&-b&l/ adjective
- plow·er /'plau[-&]r/ noun


Get to know the English language, genius ...... calling me an arrogant fool .........


.... and please check out your spelling of "morallity", moron.

2 entries found for morality.
To select an entry, click on it.
moralitymorality play

Main Entry: mo·ral·i·ty
Pronunciation: m&-'ra-l&-tE, mo-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -ties
1 a : a moral discourse, statement, or lesson b : a literary or other imaginative work teaching a moral lesson
2 a : a doctrine or system of moral conduct b plural : particular moral principles or rules of conduct
3 : conformity to ideals of right human conduct
4 : moral conduct : VIRTUE





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Originally posted by KellyJay
Oh I see, so the danger that God warned them about did the Killing.
Kelly
The "danger" was God as he is the one who condemned them and all their descendents to die.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
#1, I would be interested in your writing the parable over in a way that represents the way you think God should be interacting. This is a serious request and I am not baiting you.

One of the things that we may not take into consideration in the Genesis story is that all this is new to God. How is he supposed to know how to act? It's not like there is a wealth of collective knowledge about how to deal with these creations.
Which parable? The Genesis one, the Modern one or my "kid with the electrical cord" one? Either way it'll have to wait; time for some chow and a couple of cold ones.

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Originally posted by KellyJay
Oh I see, so the danger that God warned them about did the Killing.
Kelly
uhm...did God not create that danger? God made the game, he made the rules and he made the consequences. God, Adam and Eve are the ONLY players.

I think you are arguing this incorrectly (bold of me isn't it?...sorry). What you should be saying in my opinion is that God, in order to give man free will, had to leave Adam and Eve with something that they could DO to challenge their creator. If they could not challenge their creator (which they could not have done without the tree, I think) then they could not have free will.

There is no point in trying to claim that God did not kill them, because he clearly did. The best way to argue is to say that in order to bequeath free will to his creations he had to give them options and the options they choose forced him to kill them. It is still a pretty screwed up thing to do...but then again Genesis is a pretty screwed up book. 😉

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Originally posted by aardvarkhome
What is this word plow. Do you mean PLOUGH?
As I was rebuked once, Ivanhoe has impressive command of more than a few languages. English not being his first. How many do you know?

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Originally posted by no1marauder
The "danger" was God as he is the one who condemned them and all their descendents to die.
Let us stick to the subject you started, which is God killed them
or the danger that God warned them about did? God gave them
life, He as you pointed out didn't need a reason to kill them if
He wanted to; He didn't need a reason to condemn them, He
could just create a condemned race if He wanted to. There was
no need for the play you are screaming about, the only need
for this to play out the way the scripture talks about is that
God gave them life, God warned them about a danger, they
rejected God's word to all of our lives. With your stories, in
one the mother lied and rejected her kids, the other you were
the danger, you not the danger within the wires were the threat
to kill.
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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
This is ridiculous ! As a father of three , I never left all of the poisonous cleaning products under the sink , I put them out of reach . Are you saying good parenting would have been for me to leave them there , tell the kids not to play there ? Better yet , to hell with the cupboard , I'll put the bleach , lye , and bug spray in the middle of the roo ...[text shortened]... set up . And in light of the claim that he's all knowing , this is pretty twisted behaivior .
As I understand it when you raise children you do not give them 'free will' but some form of 'conditioned will'. ie "You can go outside and play but do not go in the street." God was trying to give his creations FREE will without conditions. He warned them of the dangers but in order to keep free will in tact he could not simply remove the danger (like place the cookies out of reach) because it would be infringing on the rights (free will) he promised Adam and Eve.

I do not like the Genesis story one bit and I consider it allagorical (sp?). I do not like the idea that a perfect God created something imperfect which led directly to the fall of man etc etc I'm mearly pointing out the problem I have with No1's particular story.

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