01 Jul 06
Originally posted by hakamanIt's reassuring to know you're on the case...
where did they go when they had to let it all out,and what did they use to wipe thier bottoms,were they clean or did they stink because of lack of washing,and did eve cook adam some eggs or was she as hopeless as most women are today
01 Jul 06
Originally posted by hakamanWell, Adam probably wasn't some pathetic jerk who had to get married because his mommy never taught him how to take care of himself. Thus, Adam was quite capable of feeding himself and washing his own fig leaf.
where did they go when they had to let it all out,and what did they use to wipe thier bottoms,were they clean or did they stink because of lack of washing,and did eve cook adam some eggs or was she as hopeless as most women are today
I'm guessing you're in some part of NZ where they don't have books or television and so you have no way of actually forming an opinion of women.
01 Jul 06
Originally posted by hakamanthey ate, therefore they deficated.
where did they go when they had to let it all out,and what did they use to wipe thier bottoms,were they clean or did they stink because of lack of washing,and did eve cook adam some eggs or was she as hopeless as most women are today
they processed food, which produced methane, which means it stinketh.
wiping is wiping.
no, they did not stink from lack of washing because they did not sweat prior to the fall. the fall brought sweat to us. how wonderful.
many think they were vegetarians prior to the fall, since they hadn't killed anything or seen death in anyway.
women are not hopeless. they are the means that many men come to know jesus christ are therefore saved. personally i'm a fan of women.
01 Jul 06
Originally posted by Big Macrec for being a fan of women and not jumping on the *women are hopeless* bandwagon.
they ate, therefore they deficated.
they processed food, which produced methane, which means it stinketh.
wiping is wiping.
no, they did not stink from lack of washing because they did not sweat prior to the fall. the fall brought sweat to us. how wonderful.
many think they were vegetarians prior to the fall, since they hadn't killed anything or se ...[text shortened]... ns that many men come to know jesus christ are therefore saved. personally i'm a fan of women.
01 Jul 06
Originally posted by reader1107did adam crap on the ground like the rest of the animals or did he have a longdrop
Well, Adam probably wasn't some pathetic jerk who had to get married because his mommy never taught him how to take care of himself. Thus, Adam was quite capable of feeding himself and washing his own fig leaf.
I'm guessing you're in some part of NZ where they don't have books or television and so you have no way of actually forming an opinion of women.
01 Jul 06
Originally posted by Big Mac"women are not hopeless. they are the means that many men come to know jesus christ "
they ate, therefore they deficated.
they processed food, which produced methane, which means it stinketh.
wiping is wiping.
no, they did not stink from lack of washing because they did not sweat prior to the fall. the fall brought sweat to us. how wonderful.
many think they were vegetarians prior to the fall, since they hadn't killed anything or se ...[text shortened]... ns that many men come to know jesus christ are therefore saved. personally i'm a fan of women.
It's good to know that women have an important role to play in today's society!
09 Jul 06
Now originally there was no death. Death was a result of the Adam and Eve's sin (in keeping with the misogynistic trend so far in this thread, we'll say it was primarily Eve's fault).
This means that whatever Adam and Eve ate, it could not kill something. Therefore A & E must have consumed fruit, nuts, and legumes.
This seems reasonable enough. What I find particular astonishing is that lions must have also consumed fruit, nuts, and legumes. Talk about intelligent design.
13 Jul 06
Originally posted by telerionso your telling me sharks ate seaweed
Now originally there was no death. Death was a result of the Adam and Eve's sin (in keeping with the misogynistic trend so far in this thread, we'll say it was primarily Eve's fault).
This means that whatever Adam and Eve ate, it could not kill something. Therefore A & E must have consumed fruit, nuts, and legumes.
This seems reasonable enough. Wh ...[text shortened]... that lions must have also consumed fruit, nuts, and legumes. Talk about intelligent design.