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Did Satan create the Dinosaurs ?

Did Satan create the Dinosaurs ?

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I heard some nut case Preacher explaining the Dinosaurs as Satan tampering with genetic engineering. Satan gets blamed for everything. He was just some sensitive angel that wanted to be like God. Then he went bad. Real bad. He made me do all the wrongs things I've ever done. Blame him, not me. I'm just a puppet in his evil puppet show.

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Originally posted by buckky
I heard some nut case Preacher explaining the Dinosaurs as Satan tampering with genetic engineering. Satan gets blamed for everything. He was just some sensitive angel that wanted to be like God. Then he went bad. Real bad. He made me do all the wrongs things I've ever done. Blame him, not me. I'm just a puppet in his evil puppet show.
Could we save this thread until after Sept 1 when DoctorScribbles returns from his theological research on the Galopogos Islands. He is there even as we speak contemplating the works of ccreation.

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Originally posted by buckky
I heard some nut case Preacher explaining the Dinosaurs as Satan tampering with genetic engineering. Satan gets blamed for everything. He was just some sensitive angel that wanted to be like God. Then he went bad. Real bad. He made me do all the wrongs things I've ever done. Blame him, not me. I'm just a puppet in his evil puppet show.
The old"Devil made me do it" scheme. 😴😴😴😴

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It's all true, Satan making dinos, Satan putting dino bones in the ground to fool you, Man riding on Dino's backs, whatever any preacher says is true and it's coming to a school near you.
Praise be.

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Originally posted by buckky
I heard some nut case Preacher explaining the Dinosaurs as Satan tampering with genetic engineering. Satan gets blamed for everything. He was just some sensitive angel that wanted to be like God. Then he went bad. Real bad. He made me do all the wrongs things I've ever done. Blame him, not me. I'm just a puppet in his evil puppet show.
LOL, I never heard of that one

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While Satan did not actually create living dinosaurs, he did create fossils of things that merely appear to have been dinosaurs, in order to lead gullible people away from a belief in God's word. Old Slewfoot's latest trick is creating a feathered dinosar fossil in Mongolia, to make it look like the birds evolved from dinosaurs, when the Truth is that evolution has never happened and never will happen.

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Originally posted by Paul Dirac
While Satan did not actually create living dinosaurs, he did create fossils of things that merely appear to have been dinosaurs, in order to lead gullible people away from a belief in God's word. Old Slewfoot's latest trick is creating a feathered dinosar fossil in Mongolia, to make it look like the birds evolved from dinosaurs, when the Truth is that evolution has never happened and never will happen.
What a trickster that guy is.

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Originally posted by buckky
I heard some nut case Preacher explaining the Dinosaurs as Satan tampering with genetic engineering. Satan gets blamed for everything. He was just some sensitive angel that wanted to be like God. Then he went bad. Real bad. He made me do all the wrongs things I've ever done. Blame him, not me. I'm just a puppet in his evil puppet show.
Why would Satan want to create dinos if God beat him to it?

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Originally posted by Paul Dirac
While Satan did not actually create living dinosaurs, he did create fossils of things that merely appear to have been dinosaurs, in order to lead gullible people away from a belief in God's word. Old Slewfoot's latest trick is creating a feathered dinosar fossil in Mongolia, to make it look like the birds evolved from dinosaurs, when the Truth is that evolution has never happened and never will happen.
Did you shake that out of your pant leg just now , or hear that from your preacher ?

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My IQ just went down 3 points.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
My IQ just went down 3 points.

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Does that give you -3? 😉

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Originally posted by Paul Dirac
While Satan did not actually create living dinosaurs, he did create fossils of things that merely appear to have been dinosaurs, in order to lead gullible people away from a belief in God's word. Old Slewfoot's latest trick is creating a feathered dinosar fossil in Mongolia, to make it look like the birds evolved from dinosaurs, when the Truth is that evolution has never happened and never will happen.
What kind of drugs are you on?

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Originally posted by dj2becker
Does that give you -3? 😉
Am I the only person here that often wishes that there were a 'smiley fist' to close the other eye of dj2's smug 'wink' smiley?

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Originally posted by telerion
Am I the only person here that often wishes that there were a 'smiley fist' to close the other eye of dj2's smug 'wink' smiley?
😉

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Originally posted by telerion
Am I the only person here that often wishes that there were a 'smiley fist' to close the other eye of dj2's smug 'wink' smiley?
Nope.

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