Originally posted by hakamanWhy does everyone assume that there is no beer or drugs in heaven? Or women for that matter. The whole 'till death us do part' bit of the marriage vows imply that marriage does not continue, so maybe a bit of sleeping around will be permisible.
wats da point of having everlasting life,no beer,no drugs,1 female 4 ever and ever,bad enough putting up with them with the limited years we have now,wat fun would there b wat would u do
Originally posted by twhiteheadso it is heaven after all
Why does everyone assume that there is no beer or drugs in heaven? Or women for that matter. The whole 'till death us do part' bit of the marriage vows imply that marriage does not continue, so maybe a bit of sleeping around will be permisible.
Originally posted by 7ate9so your a hugger ,go hug a tree and b 1 with da land,
i don't think those people in heaven need any sleep, as they are perfect beings! they are walking around with big smiles on their faces while singing songs with angels, giving each other hugs, and feeling pleased doing good deeds (such as cooking friends fishes). besides if you could sleep with each other in heaven then Jesus would have to build more homes, an ...[text shortened]... ne enough carpentary work building all those houses and mansions to last forever and one day.
Originally posted by 7ate9Do you think all the men have big erections from sheer happiness?
i don't think those people in heaven need any sleep, as they are perfect beings! they are walking around with big smiles on their faces while singing songs with angels, giving each other hugs, and feeling pleased doing good deeds (such as cooking friends fishes). besides if you could sleep with each other in heaven then Jesus would have to build more homes, an ...[text shortened]... ne enough carpentary work building all those houses and mansions to last forever and one day.
Originally posted by hakamanU could always sit round wit da homies and reminis bout life in da projects sippin hennie an eatin fried chicken. Wot u reckon G?
wats da point of having everlasting life,no beer,no drugs,1 female 4 ever and ever,bad enough putting up with them with the limited years we have now,wat fun would there b wat would u do
Heaven and Hell do exist...read the Bible.
Too many of these people, on these threads, type their opinions but do not read the Bible.
Heaven is a place for all people...if you accept Jesus as your own personal Savoir.
If not, then the other path I'm afraid.
Hell exists for Satan's final stop (see the last scene in the movie 'Omega Code 2'😉 you'll
get a real visual look at what happens not only to Satan, but to others.
This is why I keep posting (throughout many threads) read the Bible, read John 3:16.
If you accept Jesus as your own personal savior you will have everlasting life.
No, everlasting life will not be boring.
There's a river in Heaven that I can hardly wait to fish in!!!!!
Originally posted by NosracI agree about people giving their opinions but not reading the Bible. I was an agnostic but I thought I had better read the Bible, actually the Holy Spirit encourged me to read the Bible & after reading the 4 gospels & the book of Acts & Romans I no longer was an agnostic and eventually prayed to receive Jesus Christ into my life as personal Lord & Savior. Eternal life in Heaven will not be boring (note Revelation 21 & 22). All born again Christians (those who have accepted Jesus Christ as Lord & Savior) eventually will receive glorified resurrected bodies that will last for eternity.
Heaven and Hell do exist...read the Bible.
Too many of these people, on these threads, type their opinions but do not read the Bible.
Heaven is a place for all people...if you accept Jesus as your own personal Savoir.
If not, then the other path I'm afraid.
Hell exists for Satan's final stop (see the last scene in the movie 'Omega Code 2'😉 you'll ...[text shortened]... fe will not be boring.
There's a river in Heaven that I can hardly wait to fish in!!!!!