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I urinated on a church door yesterday evening

I urinated on a church door yesterday evening

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shavixmir
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Oh well...

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Oh well...
When dogs do this they are marking their spot, essentially declaring that as their turf. Is there something you're not telling us?

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Martin Luther nailed feces to a church door once didn't he?

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
Martin Luther nailed feces to a church door once didn't he?
Yes, I believe that there were 95 of them. It was a purging of historical purportions.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Yes, I believe that there were 95 of them. It was a purging of historical purportions.
Ironically, his intent was to incite an academic debate.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
When dogs do this they are marking their spot, essentially declaring that as their turf. Is there something you're not telling us?
Yeah. My piss smells like Jean Paul Gautier aftershave.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
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why? because your inmature?

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Originally posted by flyUnity
why? because your inmature?
I may be immature, but at least I can spell.

Sorry. That's not fair.

You should write: "Why? Is it because you are immature?

To which I would answer: "Go fcuk yourself."

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I may be immature, but at least I can spell.

Sorry. That's not fair.

You should write:[b] "Why? Is it because you are immature?


To which I would answer: "Go fcuk yourself."

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You cant even spell a cuss word. Besides, Id rather be a bad speller then to be inmature enough to do somthing like that.

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Originally posted by flyUnity
You cant even spell a cuss word. Besides, Id rather be a bad speller then to be inmature enough to do somthing like that.
The way I see it flyUnity is that there is no heaven.
But, just imagine there is. And just imagine good people go to heaven.
And heaven lasts for eternity.

Now, see my position on a mesa-niveau. Even if there is a heaven, I don't want to spend eternity with the likes of you, Cliff Richard, Baptists and the rest of you whining, good for nothing, idiotic, superficial, stupid morons.

But I have a problem. I'm quite a nice person.
Now, see my position in more detail. I want to avoid this heaven (even though I don't believe in it) at all costs. I'd rather roast with Genghis Khan, Jimmy Hendrix and Julius Ceasar for all eternity than spend a more than a mirco-second in the company of good and religious Christians.

So...see my pissing up the church wall as a sort of insurance. I don't reckon I'll need it, but should I ever appear before Simon (that's Peter...) and he says: "Mark...you're quite a nice person."
I'll be able to retaliate with a: "Oh no I'm not. I piss up against church walls. "

DOWN BABY DOWN.

Let me finish my monologue with a quote from AC DC:

"HIGHWAY TO HELL...I'M ON A...HIGHWAY TO HELL....lalalalalalalla"

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Originally posted by shavixmir
The way I see it flyUnity is that there is no heaven.
But, just imagine there is. And just imagine good people go to heaven.
And heaven lasts for eternity.

Now, see my position on a mesa-niveau. Even if there is a heaven, I don't want to spend eternity with the likes of you, Cliff Richard, Baptists and the rest of you whining, good for nothing, id ...[text shortened]... th a quote from AC DC:

"HIGHWAY TO HELL...I'M ON A...HIGHWAY TO HELL....lalalalalalalla"
common... be serious

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Originally posted by shavixmir
The way I see it flyUnity is that there is no heaven.
But, just imagine there is. And just imagine good people go to heaven.
And heaven lasts for eternity.

Now, see my position on a mesa-niveau. Even if there is a heaven, I don't want to spend eternity with the likes of you, Cliff Richard, Baptists and the rest of you whining, good for nothing, id ...[text shortened]... th a quote from AC DC:

"HIGHWAY TO HELL...I'M ON A...HIGHWAY TO HELL....lalalalalalalla"

Do you like John Lennon's;

Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Imagine all the people
living for today...

I disagree with your views and your post reminded me of this song.. But then again, you do make a valid point sharing Heaven with people like that would be the true Hell.

Be good now, "Cliff Richard, Baptists and the rest of you whining, good for nothing, idiotic, superficial, stupid morons" are damned to eternal punishment, in Hell.. so fear nothing.. stop pissing on Church's doors and behave yourself if you wanna avoid them.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
The way I see it flyUnity is that there is no heaven.
But, just imagine there is. And just imagine good people go to heaven.
And heaven lasts for eternity.

Now, see my position on a mesa-niveau. Even if there is a heaven, I don't want to spend eternity with the likes of you, Cliff Richard, Baptists and the rest of you whining, good for nothing, id ...[text shortened]... th a quote from AC DC:

"HIGHWAY TO HELL...I'M ON A...HIGHWAY TO HELL....lalalalalalalla"
to bad my friend in Jesus.Our Father in Heaven has already forgiven you and your place at His table is already prepared.Sorry to have to tell you but........

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so I guess true hell would be living with me, eh?

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Originally posted by flyUnity
so I guess true hell would be living with me, eh?
You and your ilk.

Don't take it personally 😉

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