14 Sep 07
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Originally posted by David CCome on, every man has his price. I'm as straight as God makes 'em, and while I may not do it for a frozen treat, it doesn't take a supernatural being to be able to count high enough to name a tempting enough number of crisp Benjamins to make me take the deal. My idea of heaven is always having a roll so thick that I can't even fold it in half to shove it in my pocket, so I have to go around with a couple [ladies], one on each arm carrying half of it for me.
Not even for a Klondike bar.
14 Sep 07
Originally posted by DoctorScribblesI imagine kirksey would go gay for a plate of waffles with a little Jesus sauce on them.
Come on, every man has his price. I'm as straight as God makes 'em, and while I may not do it for a frozen treat, it doesn't take a supernatural being to be able to count high enough to name a tempting enough number of crisp Benjamins to make me take the deal. My idea of heaven is always having a roll so thick that I can't even fold it in half to s ...[text shortened]... , so I have to go around with a couple [ladies], one on each arm carrying half of it for me.
15 Sep 07
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Originally posted by Hand of HecateNo, of course not...Jesus can do anything. He could even microwave a burrito so hot that he, himself, could not eat it. However, all that I've read about Heaven in the Official Jesus Guide & Handbook says that it's more like a day in church, except 24x7x365x infinity. Prasing Him endlessly for allowing me to exist so that I may worship Him....
Are you saying that Jesus can't come up with a wad of cash and some super fine ho's for Scribbles? Jesus was the uber pimp, he got all the bitches.
...but if I'm reading you right, you're saying "Heaven ain't nothin' but b!tches an' money"...I'm intrigued.Will there be orgasms in Heaven? Will I have free will enough to pursue my joy of being a Cynical Hedonist?
15 Sep 07
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Originally posted by David CI am confident that there will be bitches and orgasms in heaven, but, you won't need money. You'll get a big bag of pooka shells that you can buy anything with.
No, of course not...Jesus can do anything. He could even microwave a burrito so hot that he, himself, could not eat it. However, all that I've read about Heaven in the Official Jesus Guide & Handbook says that it's more like a day in church, except 24x7x365x infinity. Prasing Him endlessly for allowing me to exist so that I may worship Him....
...b in Heaven? Will I have free will enough to pursue my joy of being a Cynical Hedonist?
I can't wait to party with Jesus and some of the pagan Gods.
