Progressive religion

Originally posted by whodey
I know my church has become more progressive. In fact, they recently started printing their own money, Keynesian style, to help feed the poor. Also they recently added a dozen or so departments to the church such as the department of parking, the department of communion, the department of tithing etc. My pastor then hired a dozen church czars to oversee th ...[text shortened]... % and increase the tithe for the rich to 20%.

Yes, we are one of the most progressive by far.

Then the rich use loopholes in the Department of Tithing to confiscate 99% of the offering plate.

God, I love a progressive congregation!