21 Dec 08
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Originally posted by Brother EdwinXenu, zanu, Flemu, you think you have the truth do you?
SCIENTOLOGY IS CORRECT! ZENU SHALT RETURN AND DESTROY ALL ENEMYS OF SCIENTOLOGY!
JOIN SCIENTOLOGY AND BOW BEFORE ZENU!
You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has religions, and those religions have to be guarded by men with robes. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant ZENU? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for UNEZ and you curse the SCIENTOLOGISTS . You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that ZENUS death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at church parties, you want me in that religionl! You need me in that religion! We use words like preaching, confession, offering box. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very religion that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "Thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a hymn book, and start a song. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are bowing to!
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21 Dec 08
Originally posted by divegeesterThe witness will answer the question !
Xenu, zanu, Flemu, you think you have the truth do you?
You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has religions, and those religions have to be guarded by men with robes. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant ZENU? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for UNEZ and you curse the SCIENTOLOGISTS . ...[text shortened]... song. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are bowing to!
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