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Jesus Christ of Nazareth

Wanted for forgery of spirituality through deception, corruption of youth and old alike through absolute and unprovable promises, assault of common sense and moral courage, removal of social values and construction of false alias, and more. SUBJECT IS NOT ARMED BUT IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS.

Do not accept any offer from this man, or anyone like him. Two millennia of suffering and hypocrisy have been accepted under the pretense of Judeo-Christianity, which is that an all-powerful father figure rewards those who do "his will" while justifying their personal sins, resulted from his last contact with humanity.

A $20,000 reward has been tendered for information leading to the capture and extermination of Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Contact: The Few Sensible Ones, PO Box 31033, Alexandria, VA 22310.

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Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
Jesus Christ of Nazareth

Wanted for forgery of spirituality through deception, corruption of youth and old alike through absolute and unprovable promises, assault of common sense and moral courage, removal of social values and construction of false alias, and more. SUBJECT IS NOT ARMED BUT IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS.

Do not accept any offer from t ...[text shortened]... of Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Contact: The Few Sensible Ones, PO Box 31033, Alexandria, VA 22310.
how can a man that never existed be wanted for anything?

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its ok god has him and it only cost 30 pieces of silver

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Originally posted by stoker
its ok god has him and it only cost 30 pieces of silver
Phew- at least one post so far that was witty here. Nice save!

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Originally posted by trevor33
how can a man that never existed be wanted for anything?
If he never existed then why is our whole culture based on his rotten values? Most of today’s atheists have more Christian values than the Christians themselves!

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Originally posted by sjeg
Phew- at least one post so far that was witty here. Nice save!
Instead of polluting this tread it would be a good idea for you to make yourself as useful as possible and throw yourself in front of a train. Good luck😉

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Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
forgery of spirituality
And an authentic spirituality would resemble what, pray tell?

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Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
If he never existed then why is our whole culture based on his rotten values? Most of today’s atheists have more Christian values than the Christians themselves!
please explain

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Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
Jesus Christ of Nazareth

Wanted for forgery of spirituality through deception, corruption of youth and old alike through absolute and unprovable promises, assault of common sense and moral courage, removal of social values and construction of false alias, and more. SUBJECT IS NOT ARMED BUT IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS.

Do not accept any offer from t ...[text shortened]... of Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Contact: The Few Sensible Ones, PO Box 31033, Alexandria, VA 22310.
Sorry, he was tried and executed on simmilar charges and is protected by double jeopardy.

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Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
Instead of polluting this tread it would be a good idea for you to make yourself as useful as possible and throw yourself in front of a train. Good luck😉
Was that the aforementioned Christian spirit these noble atheists are so full of (among other things, apparently)?

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Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
Jesus Christ of Nazareth
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A $20,000 reward has been tendered for information leading to the capture and extermination of Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Contact: The Few Sensible Ones, PO Box 31033, Alexandria, VA 22310.
It seems you pulled this out of somebody's anus. How gross is that!

http://www.anus.com/etc/jesus/

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Originally posted by sjeg
Was that the aforementioned Christian spirit these noble atheists are so full of (among other things, apparently)?
If you are unable to kill yourself castration would be a good alternative. Good luck!😉

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Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
If he never existed then why is our whole culture based on his rotten values? Most of today’s atheists have more Christian values than the Christians themselves!
Rotten values? Name one...

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Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
If he never existed then why is our whole culture based on his rotten values? Most of today’s atheists have more Christian values than the Christians themselves!

Instead of polluting this tread it would be a good idea for you to make yourself as useful as possible and throw yourself in front of a train. Good luck.

If you are unable to kill yourself castration would be a good alternative. Good luck
You surprise me. I must have read you wrong. Praise God Jesus never taught your values.

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