Who wants a piece of me?

Don't sing it. Bring it.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Don't sing it. Bring it.

Originally posted by scottishinnz
May I have your left hip joint please. Mine isn't very flexible, which is obviously sub-optimal in someone who does karate.

With some fava beans
and a nice chanti.
fut fut fut fut fut

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
No, I need it. I use it regularly when mounting my anti-Catholic soapbox.

I need a new right foot.

Originally posted by Nordlys
I need a new right foot.

Originally posted by scottishinnz
Quite why? I mean, it's only polite to explain your motives (and I'm curious now!).

Can I have your respiratory system? You can have mine; I currently have a miserable cold and am a heavy smoker.

Originally posted by telerion
I have noted from your various avatars that you might be of a certain darker complexion. That said, and seeing as how you probably won't be using it, I wonder if I might have your . . . Well, you know. You can have mine.

Edit: Really, my wife would appreciate it greatly.

Originally posted by darvlay
You can't keep it but I'll let you borrow it to please your wife provided that it's returned thoroughly washed and in relatively good condition. He's got a lot o' mileage on him but I've never needed any engine work and he's been reliable thus far.

Originally posted by aspviper666
Why is Jean-Luc Picard shooting Ron Jeremy?