28 Oct 05
Originally posted by chancremechanicSo many funny things on this thread and so much ignorance!
Oh, shit, here we go again!!! How many times do we have to tell you people that only American baseball teams play in the World Series....have been since about circa 1267.........
Chancremechanic, that paragon of proud America, does not even know which Countries take part in his national sport!!!
Maybe like most dumb yanks, he thinks that Canada is a state in the US. Toronto is in Canada Mr C. You know, that lump of land above America.
It is left to me, an Englishman who (like the rest of the world) finds baseball duller than watching grass grow to point out that it is called the World Series because it was sponsored by "The World" newspaper.
"God Bless America,
because no-one else will,
God talks to Mr Bush,
and tells him to kill..."
Are these the lyrics to your National Anthem?
28 Oct 05
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Originally posted by howardgeeOK, Howard-gee-wiz, I forgot about the Bluejays; do you forgive me? Canada is practically a state in the US; if not for the US, it would be the Nicaragua of the arctic, OK fancy-pants. God blesses America every day, who blesses you?....your boyfriend with a golden shower? If baseball is duller than watching grass, I suspect soccer and cricket and probably Rugby are duller than staring at a hemorrhoid from inches away...at least the Rugby boys get to grope one another under the pretense of tackling, so I guess that gets your creative juices flowing, no?
So many funny things on this thread and so much ignorance!
Chancremechanic, that paragon of proud America, does not even know which Countries take part in his national sport!!!
Maybe like most dumb yanks, he thinks that Canada is a state in the US. Toronto is in Canada Mr C. You know, that lump of land above America.
It is left to me, an Englishma ...[text shortened]... alks to Mr Bush,
and tells him to kill..."
Are these the lyrics to your National Anthem?
What's your national anthem?
God save the queen,
she hasn't done a thing
Her son is a closet pole-smoker
who married a would-be prune stroker,
Whose granchildren can't read nor write
Who will one day be the pride of the english might....🙄
28 Oct 05
Originally posted by chancremechanicActually, I hate rugby.
OK, Howard-gee-wiz, I forgot about the Bluejays; do you forgive me? Canada is practically a state in the US; if not for the US, it would be the Nicaragua of the arctic, OK fancy-pants. God blesses America every day, who blesses you?....your boyfriend with a golden shower? If baseball is duller than watching grass, I suspect soccer and cricket and ...[text shortened]... ose granchildren can't read nor write
Who will one day be the pride of the english might....🙄
Do I think it's duller than staring at a hemorrhoid from inches away?
I don't know, but I am sure you know just how dull that is, as you are continually in that position with yer botty boy friend!
And check out how many countries enter the football world cup - A few more than the 2 which enter your BaseBore World series!!!!
I like your poem tho'
30 Oct 05
Originally posted by howardgeeGod doesn't send people to hell, people have their own chose buy Accepting Christ and going to heaven or rejecting him and going to hell. God gives use the chose I know that you don't understand that though.
...and he sends people who cannot even spell "Israel" straight to hell.
And did you now that when you type fast you might push the button that comes after a letter first he is an example but I know you are slow in learning say if I type the word that I might type fast enough to where I type it this way taht, where my left pointer fringer hits the t and then the pointer finger moves to the h and hits that a split millasecond before the left pinky hits the a in that word.
30 Oct 05
Originally posted by RBHILLThanks for explaining that. And now that I think of it, the bible actually says quite clearly that we shouldn't correct typos. Pilatus stood firm and said "what I have written, I have written", and that was the right thing to do. We should all do like Pilatus, and never change what we have written.
And did you now that when you type fast you might push the button that comes after a letter first he is an example but I know you are slow in learning say if I type the word that I might type fast enough to where I type it this way taht, where my left pointer fringer hits the t and then the pointer finger moves to the h and hits that a split millasecond before the left pinky hits the a in that word.
30 Oct 05
Originally posted by NordlysThis would have been so much better if you'd edited it at least once.
Thanks for explaining that. And now that I think of it, the bible actually says quite clearly that we shouldn't correct typos. Pilatus stood firm and said "what I have written, I have written", and that was the right thing to do. We should all do like Pilatus, and never change what we have written.
30 Oct 05
Originally posted by NordlysI now that you can have all the laughs that you want of me. But Satan will have the last laugh all over you face if you do not accpt Jesus Christ as Savior of your life.
Thanks for explaining that. And now that I think of it, the bible actually says quite clearly that we shouldn't correct typos. Pilatus stood firm and said "what I have written, I have written", and that was the right thing to do. We should all do like Pilatus, and never change what we have written.