USA trouces Scotland

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
tell me my friend, where is the largest concentration of Englishmen in Scotland? That is
correct, upon the field of Bannockburn, and they are all six feet under! The rest were
sent hame to their mammies, whimpering!

battle of Flodden ,when the English where outnumbered and the Scots held the high ground .
Englands army were fighting in europe, so a "b" team of an army was mustered in haste to fight the Scots . The Scots were defeated and ran back to Scotland to their mummies whimpering .

Originally posted by phil3000
battle of Flodden ,when the English where outnumbered and the Scots held the high ground .
Englands army were fighting in europe, so a "b" team of an army was mustered in haste to fight the Scots . The Scots were defeated and ran back to Scotland to their mummies whimpering .

yeah yeah, if it wasn't for your luckiness youd be speaking Gaelic this very day!

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
tell me my friend, where is the largest concentration of Englishmen in Scotland? That is
correct, upon the field of Bannockburn, and they are all six feet under! The rest were
sent hame to their mammies, whimpering!

English army out numbered at the battle of Dunbar whooped the Scots and sent them running back to their mams ,whimpering .

Originally posted by phil3000
English army out numbered at the battle of Dunbar whooped the Scots and sent them running back to their mams ,whimpering .

Blah, blah, blah! USA 5, Scotland 1. USA whooped their asses and sent them bawlin to their mammies! This is a football thread. Robbie, pick up your kilt show him your hiney(moonin) and be done with it. Phil, show himm a pic of 66 WC trophy and send him cryin to his mammie!

Originally posted by scacchipazzo
Blah, blah, blah! USA 5, Scotland 1. USA whooped their asses and sent them bawlin to their mammies! This is a football thread. Robbie, pick up your kilt show him your hiney(moonin) and be done with it. Phil, show himm a pic of 66 WC trophy and send him cryin to his mammie!

I like it scacchipazzo (not the part of robbie lifting his kilt though 😕 )..
I will now stick to football as long as no haggissis ( dont know how to spell that 😉 ) come flying at me ..😵

Originally posted by scacchipazzo
Blah, blah, blah! USA 5, Scotland 1. USA whooped their asses and sent them bawlin to their mammies! This is a football thread. Robbie, pick up your kilt show him your hiney(moonin) and be done with it. Phil, show himm a pic of 66 WC trophy and send him cryin to his mammie!

flip sake, ive been hearing about 1966 since i was born, there is no chance of me
forgetting it although i have tried many times. Italy took a tanking from the Russkies
Sacchi dude, 0-3, I think its part of their strategy, give everyone a false sense, what
yah think?

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
flip sake, ive been hearing about 1966 since i was born, there is no chance of me
forgetting it although i have tried many times. Italy took a tanking from the Russkies
Sacchi dude, 0-3, I think its part of their strategy, give everyone a false sense, what
yah think?

I doubt their minds are going to be in it this time around. Italy is pretty messed up right now. Three earthquakes, two in Emilia-Romagna and the third in serieA!

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
flip sake, ive been hearing about 1966 since i was born, there is no chance of me
forgetting it although i have tried many times. Italy took a tanking from the Russkies
Sacchi dude, 0-3, I think its part of their strategy, give everyone a false sense, what
yah think?

nothing more boring than 66 talk most where not even born then, a bit like the celtic scum talking about 67 now thats zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

Originally posted by roma45
nothing more boring than 66 talk most where not even born then, a bit like the celtic scum talking about 67 now thats zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

if you know your history, its enough to make your heart go . . . BTW did you see the
BBC Scotland documentary , 'the men who sold the Jerseys', a damning expose of
David Murray, Craig White and all who were stealing money from Rangers football club
as well as the Tax man, flipsake, Graham Souness who was away from Rangers for ten
years pocketed £30,000 from the offshore fund, personally, as a little sweetener for
some transfer when he was manager of Newcastle i think. Murray himself pocketed
1,000,000. He lied, he never put a penny of his own money into Rangers, what a
shocker, it was the banks of Scotland money! Sic a parcel of rouges!

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
tell me my friend, where is the largest concentration of Englishmen in Scotland? That is
correct, upon the field of Bannockburn, and they are all six feet under! The rest were
sent hame to their mammies, whimpering!

Robbie Robbie Robbie we have kicked your ass soo many times it actually got boring, you win one skirmish due to bad leadership and a shocking choice of battle ground and you make a national anthem out of it.

Yeah how sad is that your national anthem reminds everyone that you beat us once, and the fact that you sing it in English reminds us that you may have edged the odd battle but the English won the war.

Originally posted by kevcvs57
Robbie Robbie Robbie we have kicked your ass soo many times it actually got boring, you win one skirmish due to bad leadership and a shocking choice of battle ground and you make a national anthem out of it.

Yeah how sad is that your national anthem reminds everyone that you beat us once, and the fact that you sing it in English reminds us that you may have edged the odd battle but the English won the war.

My man, when you pass through Stirling on your way North, look upon those fields and
lament for the English Knights, resting under the grass of the Bannockburn. If you had
let us live peacefully as we desired and instead of having tried to enslave us, we could
have forgotten the matter, but no, your arrogance and pride would not let you and we
had to humble you. Its an easy thing for us to disdain your English swords safe in
valour's glory, but we were sold for English gold, by a treacherous nobility that
uprooted entire communities of Scots from their homes and forced them to flee the
country under dire circumstances, these events are not that long ago and not so easily
forgotten. In fact, if you go to the Highlands and Islands this very day, you can still see
the houses of those forced from their homes by unscrupulous landowners, bought by
English gold.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
My man, when you pass through Stirling on your way North, look upon those fields and
lament for the English Knights, resting under the grass of the Bannockburn. If you had
let us live peacefully as we desired and instead of having tried to enslave us, we could
have forgotten the matter, but no, your arrogance and pride would not let you and we e houses of those forced from their homes by unscrupulous landowners, bought by
English gold.

Robbie; every peasant community in Europe was at some point decimated by enclosures and land clearances, but because of the backwardness of the highland clan culture it happened later in Scotland, you will not see any such remnants in England because our character compels us to get back up and move on with reality, but not the Scots, oh no, they whinge and they whine and cling to a fantasy of the past like a security blanket.

It is worth noting that the dismantling of the highland clan system by the British was part of the aftermath of culloden which itself was the result of a Scottish jacobite army invading England in an attempt to put your pals the Stuarts back on the throne, I wonder why you do not mention culloden in your national anthem robbie. For us bannockburn was a bad day at the office, for you it is possibly the most important date in your calender, which I am sure you agree is a bit sad.

Meanwhile back at the euro's, yes it will eventually end in English tears, but at least we got an invite to the party.

Originally posted by kevcvs57
Robbie; every peasant community in Europe was at some point decimated by enclosures and land clearances, but because of the backwardness of the highland clan culture it happened later in Scotland, you will not see any such remnants in England because our character compels us to get back up and move on with reality, but not the Scots, oh no, they whinge and ...[text shortened]... uro's, yes it will eventually end in English tears, but at least we got an invite to the party.

its just like an Englishman to diminish the reality and obscure the facts with vague
assertions of, 'every pleasantry community in Europe', jive talk. People were forcibly
removed from land for no other reason that it was more profitable to farm sheep,
people who had lived there for generations, with letters of fire and sword, their roofs
burnt, how dare you attempt to mitigate the realities of that with insipid platitudes of,
we moved on because our character compelled us? You have absolutely no
egalitarian sensibilities, you think aristocracy is for your benefit, look how you
pansies are cheering for your queen, have you no self respect? You are not us, your
history is not ours, your culture is not ours, your values are not ours, do you
understand?

You are a nation of shopkeepers and are not content unless you are dressing up as
women and watching cricket. I love it when the Aussies give you a spanking at
cricket, i love it when the Germans and the Argies give you a tanking at football, its
awesome!

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
My man, when you pass through Stirling on your way North, look upon those fields and lament for the English Knights,

My boy, when you pass through Stirling on your way South to beg for a hand-out from Westminster, look upon those fields and remind yourself, meekly, that you think about those fields in English. Then admit that, except for that one single time, you had your arsed handed to you on the points of English cavalry sabres.

Richard

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
You are a nation of shopkeepers and are not content unless you are dressing up as women and watching cricket. I love it when the Aussies give you a spanking at cricket, i love it when the Germans and the Argies give you a tanking at football, its awesome!

Of course you love that. You have to love that, because your own teams, like in any other sport, never even get a chance to be spanked by the Aussies at cricket and the Argentines at football. You're too much of a bunch of jessies for that. Instead, you have to resort to being whooped by the Dutch - the Dutch, for Bradman's sake! - at cricket, and the USA at football. Frankly, that's pathetic.

Richard