Last move 14 May 11 Bio
I move swiftly through the night, like a bowel movement charging towards the first taste of bran flakes at dawn. When you least expect it, I strike at your heart by dating your sister and french-kissing her at Thanksgiving. I know what you wish for as you stretch and twist that moist y-shaped wishbone, but you must learn patience. I cannot bleed to death posteriorly until that wishbone has been dried in a 350 F oven for 15-20 minutes, because only then can it be snapped like your fragile drea
Rating Trend
Rated Won / Drawn / Lost
All Rated
926 games
As White
460 games
As Black
466 games
Stats
- Games Played
- 948
- Rated
- 926
- Won
- 476
- Lost
- 426
- Drawn
- 46
- In Progress
- 0
- All Moves
- 28719
- Moves This Month
- 0
- Tourn. Entry Rating
- 1710
Rated Color
All
926 games
Won
466 games
Lost
414 games
Drawn
46 games
Rated Timeouts
Won
48 games
Lost
124 games
Historical
| Highest Rating | 1720 | 1720 | 1720 |
| Average Rating | 1713 | 1654 | 1447 |
| Lowest Rating | 1710 | 1575 | 917 |
| Opponent Average Rating | 1798 | 1673 | 1418 |
| Games Rated | 4 | 39 | 534 | 90 days | 1 Year | 5 Years |
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Affiliated Clans
| Clan Details | Challenges | Games | Points | Name |  |  Last | Won | Lost | Drawn | Won | Lost | Drawn | Net | Gross |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | The Basement TapesA Clan/Forum for Musicians and Home Recording Enthusiasts | 4 | - | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Affiliated Clubs
Tournament Victories
- Tournament
- 2009 March Long Haul Quartets III
- Public
- Tournament
- 2008 August Banded Quartets II 1450-1500
- Public
- Tournament
- 2006 November '06 Sprint Duel 1200-1350
- Public
- Tournament
- 2006 September Faustinus Grouped Random 0-1250
- Public
- User Id
- #63356
- Joined
- 14 Feb 04
- Last Daily Move
- 14 May 11
- Last Live Game
- -
Awards
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Notes
Moves This Month is the number of moves made since the 1st of the month.
Highest Rating excludes provisional (first 20) games.
Tournament Entry Rating is calculated by the formula (CurrentRating + HighestRating) / 2.
The entry rating will never drop to more than 100 points below your Highest Rating.
Rated stats are updated within 24 hours of the last completed rated game.
Last refreshed on 23 May 11.