Professor Schnook

Professor Schnook

Chess Player Professor Schnook Profile

Accepting all games*
Daily ChessLast move 07 Oct 12

Bio

I am Professor Schnook! For the last thirty years, I have been studying the droppings of the midget South American sparrow. They are very small. You are small. You will lose. Your efforts are futile. Your life is futile. All life is futile. Thank You.

Please donate to the Schnook Institute for Research and Heavy Equipment Repair. We are presently proving that global warming is good for you. Send all donations, including canned goods, to Sal Monella(c/o: Ponzi Inc., Witness Protection Program).

I will claim time-outs, brown-outs, close-outs or shootouts.

Sincerely,
Professor Schnook

PS: Did I tell you that you will lose?

Rating Trend

50 games

Rated Won / Drawn / Lost

All Rated

197 games

As White

97 games

As Black

100 games

Stats
Daily Chess
Games Played
258
Rated
197
Won
91
Lost
159
Drawn
8
In Progress
0
All Moves
4861
Moves This Month
0
Tourn. Entry Rating
1146

Rated Color

All

197 games

Won

87 games

Lost

102 games

Drawn

8 games

Rated Timeouts

Won

11 games

Lost

48 games

Historical

Highest Rating165616561656
Average Rating014921485
Lowest Rating114611461146
Opponent Average Rating014771483
Games Rated0138197
90 days1 Year5 Years

Affiliated Clans

No affiliated clans

Affiliated Clubs

No affiliated clubs

Tournament Victories

No tournament wins yet

User Id
#551657
Joined
24 Dec 09
Last Daily Move
07 Oct 12
Last Live Game
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Awards

  • Rated player
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Notes

Moves This Month is the number of moves made since the 1st of the month.

Highest Rating excludes provisional (first 20) games.

Tournament Entry Rating is calculated by the formula (CurrentRating + HighestRating) / 2.

The entry rating will never drop to more than 100 points below your Highest Rating.

Rated stats are updated within 24 hours of the last completed rated game.

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