Bio
I believe that the Earth, the Cosmos, and indeed, the entire Universe are ruled by Invisible Pink Unicorns. Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them.
A few nonbelievers mock me because they say I cannot prove the existence of the Invisible Pink Unicorns, but I have truly experienced the Invisible Pink Unicorns, and I know that they are real. The Invisible Pink Unicorns will only reveal themselves to those who have faith in them.
My faith in the Invisible Pink Unicorns gives me hope. It gives me hope because I know that when I die, whereas I will go to heaven, 90% of the rest of humanity will go to hell. I am particularly hostile toward those infidels who worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and my faith in the Invisible Pink Unicorns tells me that they all deserve to die and writhe in a lake of burning brimstone for all eternity.
The Invisible Pink Unicorn is my shepherd; I shall not want.
She maketh me to lie down in green pastures:
she leadeth me beside the still waters.
She restoreth my soul: she leadeth me in the
paths of righteousness for her name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the
shadow of death; I will fear no evil: for she is
with me; her hooves and her horn they
comfort me.
Rating Trend
Rated Won / Drawn / Lost
All Rated
39 games
As White
23 games
As Black
16 games
Stats
- Games Played
- 40
- Rated
- 39
- Won
- 31
- Lost
- 5
- Drawn
- 4
- In Progress
- 0
- All Moves
- 1179
- Moves This Month
- 0
- Tourn. Entry Rating
- 1709
Rated Color
All
39 games
Won
31 games
Lost
4 games
Drawn
4 games
Rated Timeouts
Won
3 games
Lost
1 games
Historical
Highest Rating | 1709 | 1741 | 1741 |
Average Rating | 1709 | 1704 | 1704 |
Lowest Rating | 1709 | 1651 | 1651 |
Opponent Average Rating | 1723 | 1556 | 1556 |
Games Rated | 1 | 39 | 39 | 90 days | 1 Year | 5 Years |
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Affiliated Clans
No affiliated clans
Affiliated Clubs
No affiliated clubs
Tournament Victories
No tournament wins yet
Awards
Ladder Rank
No ladder entered
Notes
Moves This Month is the number of moves made since the 1st of the month.
Highest Rating excludes provisional (first 20) games.
Tournament Entry Rating is calculated by the formula (CurrentRating + HighestRating) / 2.
The entry rating will never drop to more than 100 points below your Highest Rating.
Rated stats are updated within 24 hours of the last completed rated game.
Last refreshed on 14 Oct 11.