Disturbing lessons from TV

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Just the last half of the last one where they went into The Expanse.

What did I miss?

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Originally posted by PinkFloyd
T'Pau went into pon-farr heat before the 7 year cycle- nice ratings ploy to get her writhing around in little clothing), and Archer captured by a Tellarite bounty hunter. You didn't miss any exceptional episodes.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
I'd cure her pon-farr in a minute!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I'd cure her pon-farr in a minute!

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Originally posted by PinkFloyd
I hear ya, Phlabb--but ol' Dr. Phlox just kept fend off her advances. Professional ethics and such. I think he might be gay.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
I watched Star Trek Enterprise and Trip (Chief Engineer) hooked up with a second rate 'person' from a planet with 2 genders and a 'third wheel' who I guess is the one who gives birth.

Turns out this 'progenerate' type gender is treated almost as slaves and Trip realized 'she' was smarter than they gave her credit for and LEARNED her how to read and some ...[text shortened]... .. since it goes against every other lesson I've learned from Star Trek.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Also... the topic here is not Star Trek, but stupid lessons if you have one to share.

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Since all the lessons I ever learned from TV came from Trek, it will be difficult for me to participate if you exclude it.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
I'd cure her pon-farr in a minute!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
...The worst is turning on the station and seeing some stupid ghost hunter finding a hot spot and claiming he heard a voice or got a chill.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
it goes against every other lesson I've learned from Star Trek.

If you are in a 'sticky' situation, all you need is a Swiss made pocket knife, some string, a lighter and you'll get out.

Oooohhh! Almost forgot. I learned one lesson from TV, and it was a show I didn't even watch. In 7th Grade, a large percent of the populace went crazy for this miniseries called Roots. It caused me no end of pain and suffering at school, plus, as it was later revealed the the author "embellished much of the story" (translation: he lied, so the book belongs in the "fiction" section) it is proved once again that if you tell a big enough lie, for a long enough period of time, the moron factor will kick in and most people will believe it.

I learnt from, American History X, not to bite kerbs and let people bounce on my head.

Originally posted by ZedsDeadBaby
I learnt from, American History X, not to bite kerbs and let people bounce on my head.