@moonbus saidMy self-help book will be one page, indeed, one sentence.
Working title: "The Last Self-Help Book You'll Ever Buy."
It's going to be an exposé about scamming people into buying self-help books which merely regurgitate psycho-platitudes. You know, like "you do it to yourself." I'm going to laugh all the way to the bank. Wanna design a cover for it?
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"Stop wasting your money on self-help books and hire an actual psychologist."
I expect pushback within the industry.
@suzianne saidYeah, my proposed book will advise the same thing, but you can't sell a one-page book to a publisher, so there will be some padding. Wanna collaborate on it? I'm good at padding.
My self-help book will be one page, indeed, one sentence.
"Stop wasting your money on self-help books and hire an actual psychologist."
I expect pushback within the industry.
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@moonbus saidAs good as an eleven-year-old girl?
Yeah, my proposed book will advise the same thing, but you can't sell a one-page book to a publisher, so there will be some padding. Wanna collaborate on it? I'm good at padding.
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