21 Apr 09
Originally posted by SunburntI would like to see a story from you about puppies. A young Sunburnt (yes, think waaaay back), riding her little pink bike, sees a sign on the side of the road "Free Puppies". They turn out to be the cutest little things and she persuades the owner to give all three of the remaining litter to her. Off she goes with the fluffy little puppies tucked in the basket on the front of her bike.
I am hoping to enter but haven't written ****. There's still hope.
The next scene will be that of little Sunburnt flensing the skin from three little puppy skulls and contemplating that she really needs a fourth to round out the set. Fortunately, little Billy down the street is in possession of a head that should do nicely, he probably won't even miss it.
The End.
21 Apr 09
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Originally posted by Hand of Hecategod. your boston strangler tag isn't even a joke is it?! 😲
I would like to see a story from you about puppies. A young Sunburnt (yes, think waaaay back), riding her little pink bike, sees a sign on the side of the road "Free Puppies". They turn out to be the cutest little things and she persuades the owner to give all three of the remaining litter to her. Off she goes with the fluffy little puppies tucked ...[text shortened]... is in possession of a head that should do nicely, he probably won't even miss it.
The End.
21 Apr 09
Originally posted by Hand of HecateThat's not 500 words, Knuckledragger. Whip out your grubby fingers and keep typing.
I would like to see a story from you about puppies. A young Sunburnt (yes, think waaaay back), riding her little pink bike, sees a sign on the side of the road "Free Puppies". They turn out to be the cutest little things and she persuades the owner to give all three of the remaining litter to her. Off she goes with the fluffy little puppies tucked ...[text shortened]... is in possession of a head that should do nicely, he probably won't even miss it.
The End.
22 Apr 09
Originally posted by SunburntI want you to finish it. I gave you a good start, I just need you to fill in some fluff to round it out. Hell, it doesn't even have to be 500 words, can you manage adding a 100 or so.
That's not 500 words, Knuckledragger. Whip out your grubby fingers and keep typing.