Sentence Competition

Originally posted by duecer
It was a dark and stormy night ...when I was woken out of a fitful sleep by a huge crash. Racing to the window I looked out into utter blackness called night. Suddenly a flash of lightning turned back the darkness if only for a moment. What I saw in that moment will haunt my dreams forever.

Originally posted by duecer
50 words ezactly...not including yours😏

Originally posted by duecer
50 words ezactly...not including yours😏

Some of you, including those who actually managed to follow the instructions and PM me, have a real difficulty grasping the concept of a "sentence"...😕

And I've mentioned this in general forum but I'll say it here too - there will be a prize! Like, a real one. I'll do 12 of these, then pit the winners against each other and the winner of those winners gets a free subscription. yay...

Originally posted by Starrman
That's not a sentence, that's a paragraph...

Originally posted by divegeester
That's 3 sentences though, walnut brain 🙄

Edit: it's not a paragraph

Originally posted by Starrman
It fulfils all the requirements of paragraph status.

Originally posted by divegeester
Says who 😠

It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents — except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets, rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.

It was a dark and stormy night which was exactly what saved my sorry butt, the hit man fired 9 shots in quick succession but all missed by a mile which gave me time to pull out my own silenced 44 following the phut of his gun, I got him.

Originally posted by Starrman
It's your claim that it is not a paragraph. Under what definition of one would Deucer's piece fail?

It was a dark and stormy night and I wept my bed; like I always do.

Originally posted by adam warlock
It was a dark and stormy night and I wept my bed; like I always do.

Originally posted by Raven69
How do you weep a bed?

Originally posted by Raven69
How do you weep a bed?