September Competition

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...so I bought a giraffe.

Originally posted by Raven69
[b]Please read all instructions.

Non-sentences will be disqualified.
You will have to participate in the voting or you will be disqualified.
Only one sentence per person please, if you send/post more than one I'll take the first one unless otherwise specified by you.

The winner will have a chance to win a subscription!

[quote]...so I bought a ...[text shortened]... you).
You may either PM me your entry or post it here. Deadline is September 18, 2010.[/b]

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
"Finish the sentence?" Don't you mean 'start the sentence?'

Originally posted by PedantKBH
"Finish the sentence?" Don't you mean 'start the sentence?'

Originally posted by trev33
complete the sentence 😏

Originally posted by Raven69
Just do it.

Feeling so blue after selling my gnu, I needed a laugh so I bought a giraffe.

After buying my first executioner's axe I needed to start with something easy, so I bought a giraffe.

Needing wine
with nil but a glass
how to air the elixir
without a carafe?

Spying an even-toe
nibbling on grass
cut off the unnecessary
quite the lifesaver, the giraffe!

Originally posted by Gatecrasher
Feeling so blue after selling my gnu, I needed a laugh so I bought a giraffe.

I knew that she wanted a hippopotamus for Christmas but they had just sold the last one so I bought a giraffe.

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
What's gnu?

No amount of coffee could restore my brains former lucidity, so I bought a giraffe.

Originally posted by karoly aczel
No amount of coffee could restore my brains former lucidity, so I bought a giraffe.

I didn't really want to be the one sticking my neck out, so I bought a giraffe.