21 Sep 05
Originally posted by ivanhoeYou tried this act a year ago. Things have only gotten worse since then. You need a new strategy.
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21 Sep 05
Originally posted by DoctorScribblesMy homies, this is what Pliny depicted:
Ivan starts to grumble
The earth starts to rumble
Compose a new haiku
The lava starts to spew
Ivan blows his top
He plays the forum cop
Picks up a forum ban
He is Volcano Man
the pressure is high, the escape is restricted.
A titanic eruption will soon be inflicted
on our ass. My homies, it's what I predicted!
I have extra-Biblical skillz in clairvoyance.
I see everything, from the merest annoyance
to fascist, traitorish, brown-trash deploy-ance
and consequent wanton volcanic destroyance!
(Dr. S can see Trouble: it's usually started
by him, like the time at High Tea when he farted
or when for Feivel's forbears the waters he parted
or pirpslapped yo mama's ass 'till it smarted.)
A clever pirp knows to treat hoes with disdain.
A stroke of the pirpstick will help make it plain
so tha pirp wastes no effort of brain to explain
that he will not abide a hoe that is vain!
O! Hasten here pirps and wolves of tha pack!
The volcanic menace is starting to crack!
Prick up your ears, raise white gloves to attack
and petition tha Doc to bring ForumWars back!
21 Sep 05
Originally posted by royalchickenLong time no see Mr Chicken. How are ya ? Passed your exams ?
My homies, this is what Pliny depicted:
the pressure is high, the escape is restricted.
A titanic eruption will soon be inflicted
on our ass. My homies, it's what I predicted!
I have extra-Biblical skillz in clairvoyance.
I see everything, from the merest annoyance
to fascist, traitorish, brown-trash deploy-ance
and consequent wanton volcanic ...[text shortened]...
Prick up your ears, raise white gloves to attack
and petition tha Doc to bring ForumWars back!
21 Sep 05
Originally posted by ivanhoeYeah, I pirpslapped them. I missed this summer's RHP drama because I was mostly at work or asleep, but I've just got back to the UK and I move into my new flat/start my second year next week, so for better or for worse there will be more chicken than there has been for a while. In fact, there will be marginally more chicken for everyone because I've given chicken a miss and become vegetarian.
Long time no see Mr Chicken. How are ya ? Passed your exams ?
How are you?
21 Sep 05
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Originally posted by royalchickenI'm doing great. I'm still alive and kicking as you can see. People are devoting poems to me, so I cannot possibly complain about not getting enough attention ...... 😀 Moving into a new flat ? That's exciting ! Good to hear you're starting your second year next week. Great, congrats to you.
Yeah, I pirpslapped them. I missed this summer's RHP drama because I was mostly at work or asleep, but I've just got back to the UK and I move into my new flat/start my second year next week, so for better or for worse there will be more chicken than there has been for a while. In fact, there will be marginally more chicken for everyone because I've given chicken a miss and become vegetarian.
How are you?
I've been a vegetarian for many years, but I had to change my menu/diet because of personal health reasons. My doctor thought it better for my particular health situation.
It takes more time to prepare healthy and tasty meals but it is certainly worth while the effort. It won't be long before the tofu will be growing out of your ears .... lol .....
21 Sep 05
Originally posted by royalchickenDa Prophet of Pompei is rockin' da house,
My homies, this is what Pliny depicted:
the pressure is high, the escape is restricted.
A titanic eruption will soon be inflicted
on our ass. My homies, it's what I predicted!
I have extra-Biblical skillz in clairvoyance.
I see everything, from the merest annoyance
to fascist, traitorish, brown-trash deploy-ance
and consequent wanton volcanic ...[text shortened]...
Prick up your ears, raise white gloves to attack
and petition tha Doc to bring ForumWars back!
Singing rhymes that Ivanhoe will try to douse.
I say, 'Sing forth with a joyful noise!'
Raise hell for the RHP girls and the boyz.
Ivan says the forums have gotten much worse:
Even he was moved to stand up and curse.
It wasn't his fault! Number 1 did coerce!
It prolly won't be long til his head up and bursts!
After we clean up the chunks of his mess,
I'm hopin' RoyalChicken will take time from his tests
to chat with his homies and friends lupine
and serenade us with verses sublime.
Beefeater, Vegan, or Pescatarian:
my tastes (unlike Ivan's) are totally non-sectarian.
We've missed you pal, I hope you'll stay
and occasionally jump in and join the fray.
Nemesio (on the real!)