An Excerpt from a Trump Speech

In Pottersville, Michigan, last Thursday. Unedited, uncensored:

"She destroyed the city of San Francisco, it’s — and I own a big building there — it’s no — I shouldn’t talk about this but that’s OK I don’t give a damn because this is what I’m doing. I should say it’s the finest city in the world — sell and get the hell out of there, right? But I can’t do that. I don’t care, you know? I lost billions of dollars, billions of dollars. You know, somebody said, ‘What do you think you lost?’ I said, ‘Probably two, three billion. That’s OK, I don’t care.’ They say, ‘You think you’d do it again?’ And that’s the least of it. Nobody. They always say, I don’t know if you know. Lincoln was horribly treated. Uh, Jefferson was pretty horribly. Andrew Jackson they say was the worst of all, that he was treated worse than any other president. I said, ‘Do that study again, because I think there’s nobody close to Trump.’ I even got shot! And who the hell knows where that came from, right?"

Just now, rereading the word salad one more time now that it's posted to this forum, I realized it rings exactly like an AverageJoe post. Whew!

@Soothfast said
Just now, rereading the word salad one more time now that it's posted to this forum, I realized it rings exactly like an AverageJoe post. Whew!

@Mott-The-Hoople said
AJ can pull it off little feller, you cant, but the plagiarism shows respect

@Soothfast said
In Pottersville, Michigan, last Thursday. Unedited, uncensored:
[quote] "She destroyed the city of San Francisco, it’s — and I own a big building there — it’s no — I shouldn’t talk about this but that’s OK I don’t give a damn because this is what I’m doing. I should say it’s the finest city in the world — sell and get the hell out of there, right? But I can’t do that. ...[text shortened]... nd or relative suffering from the onset of dementia might recognize something quite sad in all this.

@vivify said
It's like Hemmingway after the bullet.

Excerpt from Biden speech:
I was in a Speedo fighting a black guy named Corn Pop while the kids looked at my hairy legs and my Uncle was getting eaten by cannibals after he ejected from a fighter jet and i pinned a Navy Cross on an Admiral that said he didn't want it because he ran up a hill and saved a thousand men when he was 70 years old and I grew up in Section 8 housing 20 years before there was such a thing while my dad saw two men kissing in a parking lot in 1947 and told me that it's all good they love each other. Then I built a fort.

@Cliff-Mashburn said
Excerpt from Biden speech:
I was in a Speedo fighting a black guy named Corn Pop while the kids looked at my hairy legs and my Uncle was getting eaten by cannibals after he ejected from a fighter jet and i pinned a Navy Cross on an Admiral that said he didn't want it because he ran up a hill and saved a thousand men when he was 70 years old and I grew up in Section 8 ...[text shortened]... g in a parking lot in 1947 and told me that it's all good they love each other. Then I built a fort.

@vivify said
But Dems got him to step down. Let's see you do the same for rambling Trump.

@Cliff-Mashburn said
Dems ousted him and put in a candidate that NO ONE voted for.
Then claimed they are going to "save democracy".

@Cliff-Mashburn said
Excerpt from Biden speech:
I was in a Speedo fighting a black guy named Corn Pop while the kids looked at my hairy legs and my Uncle was getting eaten by cannibals after he ejected from a fighter jet and i pinned a Navy Cross on an Admiral that said he didn't want it because he ran up a hill and saved a thousand men when he was 70 years old and I grew up in Section 8 ...[text shortened]... g in a parking lot in 1947 and told me that it's all good they love each other. Then I built a fort.

American politicians… hahaha

Britain’s former prime minister fvcked a dead pig’s skull.

You guys are so amateur league, with your demented leaders babbling like geriatrics on LSD.

And, anyway, who are we to criticise trump’s weaving technique?
His friends, the English professors, say it’s the greatest thing they’ve ever seen…

Seriously. You couldn’t make this stuff up!

@Cliff-Mashburn said
Dems ousted him and put in a candidate that NO ONE voted for.
Then claimed they are going to "save democracy".