Area 51 is a decoy

So people are saying they will storm area 51 to see the so called aliens.
Well go ahead. Their is nothing there.

I met a government official once and spent 7 years around him.
One day I asked if he knew "things" and he said yes.
So of course I asked about Area 51.
He said he can't tell me anything but he did explain to me that if you give the people a place to focus on they won't look in another place where the real shyt is.
So basically Area 51 is a decoy.
At some point they may have had something there but not in decades.
So of course I keep pushing and the only thing he gave up was they had this material that could not be destroyed and they didn't know what to do with it.
That's what he was working on lately.
That's all he would say.
I remember reading about the Area 51 alien crash and witnesses said their was a material that would go back to it's original shape no matter what you did to it.
So maybe it's all true but their is nothing at Area 51 now so they should open the gates and let the people see empty warehouses.

3 weeks after he told me this he called me and told me to come over.
He said if anyone started asking me about him I should deny everything.
He was very adamant about this and he made me promise.

I was dating his daughter at the time.
Hard to believe I'm sure but it happened.

@patzering said
So people are saying they will storm area 51 to see the so called aliens.
Well go ahead. Their is nothing there.

I met a government official once and spent 7 years around him.
One day I asked if he knew "things" and he said yes.
So of course I asked about Area 51.
He said he can't tell me anything but he did explain to me that if you give the people a place to focus ...[text shortened]... ade me promise.

I was dating his daughter at the time.
Hard to believe I'm sure but it happened.

100% true story.
That's all I can say.
After that government official passes away I can show you his name and my ex's name and the big court case involving me and them and you'll see we were together.

He's old.
Any day now.

@sh76 said
The only thing I don't believe about that post is that you were dating somebody's daughter.

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@patzering said
So people are saying they will storm area 51 to see the so called aliens.
Well go ahead. Their is nothing there.

I met a government official once and spent 7 years around him.
One day I asked if he knew "things" and he said yes.
So of course I asked about Area 51.
He said he can't tell me anything but he did explain to me that if you give the people a place to focus ...[text shortened]... ade me promise.

I was dating his daughter at the time.
Hard to believe I'm sure but it happened.

I got a book one time on Area 51, and on the cover, the author had touted it is the world's most secret base. 😕 What a joke. Everybody in the world knows of Area 51 and that it is a military experimental base. There are far more hidden an less known bases like Are 51 than this.

Anyway, there are no aliens at Area 51. They shipped them to Wright Patterson Air Force Base in Dayton, Ohio

1. Area 51 is a US airforce base: used for research purposes like new aircraft. Although there is evidence that various chemical weapons have been tested as well.
2. There were never any bloody aliens.
3. The military and CIA (believe it or not, them and not the US airforce were the organisation forced to make documents public in 2014 or so) prefer you believing in UFO’s, rather than knowing what they’re actually up to.
4. No, what they are up to has nothing to do with aliens.

There you go.

@patzering said
100% true story.
That's all I can say.
After that government official passes away I can show you his name and my ex's name and the big court case involving me and them and you'll see we were together.

He's old.
Any day now.

@earl-of-trumps said


Anyway, there are no aliens at Area 51.

@shavixmir said
1. Area 51 is a US airforce base: used for research purposes like new aircraft. Although there is evidence that various chemical weapons have been tested as well.
2. There were never any bloody aliens.
3. The military and CIA (believe it or not, them and not the US airforce were the organisation forced to make documents public in 2014 or so) prefer you believing in UFO’s, ...[text shortened]... they’re actually up to.
4. No, what they are up to has nothing to do with aliens.

There you go.

@kmax87 said
As they say in the classics if this really were true, you would be dead already for trying to divulge it. Or are you going for the hidden in plain sight defense?

@shallow-blue said
It is hidden in plain sight (or plane site, hat hat). Everybody who knows anything about the Greys and reptiloids knows that the only real secret at Groom Lake was the U-2. The actual BEMs and LGM are out at Dulce.

Nevertheless, I'd love to see a horde of so-sad-even-4chan-rejected-them faceblerkers get culled trying to storm it. 'd do some Darwinian good, that.

@sonhouse said
I guess those folks need a hobby.