Originally posted by catfoodtimThey've taken Majorca! Our expeditionary forces on the Costa del Sol are outnumbered...More gin and tonics! And hurry up with that beef!
2) The British Government is embarking on creating a bovine army in preparation for WW3, when the EU (or Fourth Reich as it is now known) shows its cards and admits that it is merely a front for a renewed attempt at German re-occupation of Europe.