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As Trump’s clusterfukery continues Dettol speaks out...

”Due to recent speculation and social media activity, RB (the makers of Lysol and Dettol) has been asked whether internal administration of disinfectants may be appropriate for investigation or use as a treatment for coronavirus (SARS-CoV-2).

As a global leader in health and hygiene products, we must be clear that under no circumstance should our disinfectant products be administered into the human body (through injection, ingestion or any other route). As with all products, our disinfectant and hygiene products should only be used as intended and in line with usage guidelines. Please read the label and safety information.”


https://www.dettol.co.uk/

All you American Trumpists take note; I don’t want to hear of any of you saps injecting this stuff up your assess.

Edit: that goes for you too Eladar.

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@divegeester said
As Trump’s clusterfukery continues Dettol speaks out...

[i]”Due to recent speculation and social media activity, RB (the makers of Lysol and Dettol) has been asked whether internal administration of disinfectants may be appropriate for investigation or use as a treatment for coronavirus (SARS-CoV-2).

As a global leader in health and hygiene products, we must ...[text shortened]... an Trumpists take note; I don’t want to hear of any of you saps injecting this stuff up your assess.
Dumb arse Americans.

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Sounds like Deep State establishment fake news to me.

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@kazetnagorra said
Sounds like Deep State establishment fake news to me.
I smell a gate in a pizza parlour!

divegeester
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@shavixmir said
I smell a gate in a pizza parlour!
He was blabbing on about light killing the virus if we could some get light inside the human body.... so how about we start a company selling anus-shaped UV torches which can be bundle-packed with industrial grade lube?

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@divegeester said
As Trump’s clusterfukery continues Dettol speaks out...

[i]”Due to recent speculation and social media activity, RB (the makers of Lysol and Dettol) has been asked whether internal administration of disinfectants may be appropriate for investigation or use as a treatment for coronavirus (SARS-CoV-2).

As a global leader in health and hygiene products, we must ...[text shortened]... hear of any of you saps injecting this stuff up your assess.

Edit: that goes for you too Eladar.
You refuse to take the Tide pod challenge?

The loss sir, is your own!

I honestly don't know why anyone would trust people in charge who are our so called leaders. First we hear from WHO and the CDC, nothing to worry about here. Then we are told not to wear masks, and then to wear them. Then we are told with their crystal ball model predictors of doom that 2.2 million will die and that Trump has botched everything up, but now it won't be so bad?

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@shavixmir said
I smell a gate in a pizza parlour!
Hide your kids everyone!

Shav is hungry for "pizza."

divegeester
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@whodey said
Dolts
But not Trump huh?

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If he wants to be at the cutting edge of research he should offer himself as a Guinea pig, but would the outcomes apply to human beings??

Then again, looking at his complexion maybe he already did???

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For anyone who hasn’t seen the press conference I strongly recommend it but not on a full bladder.

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@divegeester
Still, I want Trump to be the guinea pig here and try it himself, along with a nice injection of Chloroquin…..

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@whodey
Hey, you know of ANY organization that is perfect? Sure they make mistakes but they also warned Trump in JANUARY and he did nothing for TWO MONTHS. You call that leadership? When Obama was confronted with the Ebola crisis he jumped on it right away and don't even TRY to deny that.

Your brand of debate is just obfuscate and distract with bullshyte.

One of these days you will realize just how irrelevant you are and stop trolling here and whatever other sites you puke into.

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@divegeester

Matt,have you paid in the cheque yet. D .

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@divegeester said
He was blabbing on about light killing the virus if we could some get light inside the human body.... so how about we start a company selling anus-shaped UV torches which can be bundle-packed with industrial grade lube?
An anus shaped torch?
Surely that would be for sticking things in?

I’m sure we could just get UV pills. You swallow them, preferably with a slug of dettol, and when it reaches your stomach, the pill opens up and radiates like Hiroshima in ‘45.

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Ah Trump says he was being “sarcastic”, it all makes sense now.

If only we could keep up with his razor wit and cunning humour. Damn him and his huge intelligence.

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