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01 Dec 05
05 Dec 05
Originally posted by Hand of HecateNahhhh, Morgan Freeman will save the day!
We should be so lucky. It will more than likely hit Ocean, vaporizing millions of gallons of salt water, which, even without considering the effects of the shock wave, will plunge us into a very long cold spell.
Welcome to extinction you monkeys.
11 Dec 05
Originally posted by sasquatch672On a purely practical note, it might be better to consume the bottle of Jim Beam in advance, so you have to both hands free to securely grasp the presumably slippery ass-cheeks in front to you.
If it comes down to that, and we know we're goners, I can tell you exactly where I'll be: right at ground zero, naked, with hoardes and hoardes of naked women, a bottle of Jim Beam in one hand, a handful of asscheek in the other, coated with baby oil, and rockin' out to whatever other intelligent souls decide that it's better to be blown apart in an instant than starve to death in a bomb shelter.
Myself, I'll be playing a melacholy Bach aria on the piano (the so-called "Die-Aria"😉.