https://www.theonion.com/dying-gazans-criticized-for-not-using-last-words-to-con-1850925657
GAZA CITY, GAZA—The complicity of each and every Palestinian in the violent actions of their militant ruling authority was reportedly on full display Friday morning when dying Gazans received justified criticism for not using their last words to condemn Hamas. For example, instead of issuing a full-throated denunciation of the violent attacks by Hamas that have left over 1,300 Israelis dead, one dying woman holding her 6-year-old son who had just been killed in a bombing is said to have doubled down by telling her child she loved him. According to reports, such barbarism on the part of Palestinians was on full display across the Gaza Strip, where many men of fighting age could not muster a single world of reproof for Hamas’ actions while they coughed up blood. In war-ravaged Gaza City, a dying reporter was heard blatantly begging for help instead of labeling Hamas a terrorist organization. At press time, the Israeli Defense Forces Twitter account underscored the massive surge of contempt they were contending with by posting a video that featured the shocking savagery of a Palestinian corpse that refused to condemn Hamas even when kicked.
@Zahlanzi
Why doesn't the world in general realize Hamas uses their own people as human hostages? So they take over a hospital, force those inside to stay and there were cases of someone trying to run away from the hospital and get shot and killed by Hamas.
They could care less for the lives of their own people.
@zahlanzi saidPlease tell me you know what The Onion is and that this is not a serious post.
https://www.theonion.com/dying-gazans-criticized-for-not-using-last-words-to-con-1850925657
GAZA CITY, GAZA—The complicity of each and every Palestinian in the violent actions of their militant ruling authority was reportedly on full display Friday morning when dying Gazans received justified criticism for not using their last words to condemn Hamas. For example, instead ...[text shortened]... atured the shocking savagery of a Palestinian corpse that refused to condemn Hamas even when kicked.
Please.
@congruent saidApparently, this article https://www.theonion.com/congress-threatens-to-leave-d-c-unless-new-capitol-is-1819566457 (Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built) was picked up in all earnestness by Beijing's largest paper.
Don't any of you know that the onion is satirical news? Other headlines on there
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@zahlanzi saidZahlooney bamboozle who has in the past seriously referenced and posted links to Cracked humour magazine (more than once) has graduated to the Onion.
https://www.theonion.com/dying-gazans-criticized-for-not-using-last-words-to-con-1850925657
GAZA CITY, GAZA—The complicity of each and every Palestinian in the violent actions of their militant ruling authority was reportedly on full display Friday morning when dying Gazans received justified criticism for not using their last words to condemn Hamas. For example, instead ...[text shortened]... atured the shocking savagery of a Palestinian corpse that refused to condemn Hamas even when kicked.
@rajk999 saidFar more telling, it's the Onion
October 13th 2023 ?
It does make one's blood boil, though.
@zahlanzi saidHaha be careful rak might not get the satire
https://www.theonion.com/dying-gazans-criticized-for-not-using-last-words-to-con-1850925657
GAZA CITY, GAZA—The complicity of each and every Palestinian in the violent actions of their militant ruling authority was reportedly on full display Friday morning when dying Gazans received justified criticism for not using their last words to condemn Hamas. For example, instead ...[text shortened]... atured the shocking savagery of a Palestinian corpse that refused to condemn Hamas even when kicked.
@kevcvs57 saidit never had occured to me.
Haha be careful rak might not get the satire
i mean, he is stupid, but that stupid?
i just ignored his jab as inconsequential but now that you mention it, he might actually have been referring to "this news is old, why are you linking it now"
@zahlanzi saidNever underestimate the potential stupidity of a man who thinks that there is a god somewhere that is ok with Israel murdering thousands upon thousands of children because they were born into a competing delusion
it never had occured to me.
i mean, he is stupid, but that stupid?
i just ignored his jab as inconsequential but now that you mention it, he might actually have been referring to "this news is old, why are you linking it now"
@kevcvs57 saidkev bamboozle you're miles too slow. I simply restated what Sh76 said, but when Sh76 said it, zahlooney bamboozles reply was:
Please tell me that wasn’t a serious question you utter moron.
Close enough to the BS coming out of Israeli spokes people though.
"...from anyone else, this comment would have been insulting."
I am that someone else with that same comment insulting zahlooney by his own word, geddit.
Zahlooney Bamboozles Onion link is the gift that keeps giving, now kev is on the line too.