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Originally posted by no1marauder
Better learn how to read, Ivanhoe.

there is no room for nuclear weapons in Iran's defense policy. What is more, we consider them to be a serious threat to our own security

"Them" in the second sentence refers to "nuclear weapons". Since Iran says there's "no room" for them in their defense policy, they are obviously ...[text shortened]... out your own preconceptions obscuring the meaning of the article.

BTW I'm not banned yet!!!!

Oh, brother ......

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Joe,

I just had a brainfart!

How about the US, Russia, China, GB,Israel, India, Afghanistan and Fran...

Naw. Nevermind the french. Who needs a bomb that fails to explode when it decides to give itself up as it drops?

But the others... How about they form a big pool with their nukes and have a raffle? Each nation on earth gets to purchase tickets and then we have a big drawing. The winners get the nukes!

"The Next Number IS N34655... THAT IS 'N' FOR NUKE , 34655" says the schill.

"Hey! That's me! Wow! That's me. I won! I can't believe I won! Wow. That is just so cool. The only thing I have ever won! Wow!!!" shouts the embassador from trinidad and lombago.

My thinking is that then NZ and a few of the other crazy types could "dispose" of the evil in a great ceremony? That is what they want.

Maybe have the bomb programmed with a "canadian arm" to pick up a tree branch when it confronts a hemmoragic Maori witch doctor? That seems like it would work.

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Originally posted by StarValleyWy
Joe,

I just had a brainfart!

How about the US, Russia, China, GB,Israel, India, Afghanistan and Fran...

Naw. Nevermind the french. Who needs a bomb that fails to explode when it decides to give itself up as it drops?

But the others... How about they form a big pool with their nukes and have a raffle? Each nation on earth gets to purchase tic ...[text shortened]... a tree branch when it confronts a hemmoragic Maori witch doctor? That seems like it would work.

You had a brainfart ? How does that smell ?

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Originally posted by ivanhoe

You had a brainfart ? How does that smell ?
Well...

Kind of like when Rob gets to explaining how the unions need to take over the earth.

Kind of like when dedicated libs start spouting about human rights while supporting Saddam.

Kind of like when commies start having equal votes with democracies in the UN.

Kind of like when frenchmen start talking of "national courage" and "liberte" and stuff.

It is a real "strange" smell. But then I digress. Not to mention stink.

Sorry. I repent.

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Originally posted by StarValleyWy
Well...

Kind of like when Rob gets to explaining how the unions need to take over the earth.

Kind of like when dedicated libs start spouting about human rights while supporting Saddam.

Kind of like when commies start having eq ...[text shortened]... ell. But then I digress. Not to mention stink.

Sorry. I repent.
I kinda get the idea .....

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Originally posted by ivanhoe
I kinda get the idea .....
too bad that those mentioned have no clue?

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