07 Jul 04
Originally posted by Pawnokeyholehere we have a clear case of culteral differences. I witnessed a drinking competition between the 2 'champions' of 2 regiments (one of them mine). After about 16 pints the contender from the other regiment declared that he gave up, and that if our guy could finish his pint then he'd won. Our guy confidently knocked his pint back but then proceeded to throw almost a full glass back up again (his excuse to this day is that the lager was too gassy and he 'burped' it back up). Anyway, after claims that he'd lost due to this he promptly picked up the glass and drank it again. This of course lead to more claims from our side that he'd won and from theirs that he'd lost. What I do know is that the sight of this redrinking caused the opponent to also throw up, and I had one hell of a headache the next day
That reminds me of the must disgusting thing my father said he ever saw. On a train after a football match, there was a drunk guy across from him, drinking yet another Guinness from a glass. The guy stopped drinking, then puked up into the glass, hesitated a second, and, with a philosophical look on his face, started drinking from the glass again...
And I don't even *like* Guinness.
Aiden
07 Jul 04
Originally posted by elvendreamgirlI am sad to say that the charming incident I related earlier, concerning the inappropriate redirection of vomit back into the organism, does not compare remotely to the most disgusting thing I ever came across, in a short story all things. This thing is now permanently burned in my brain, and comes back to haunt me. Hence, I will be keeping it secret, out of preemptive sympathy for others.
Aiden, you have just grossed me out for at least the next full day.....
Aiden
07 Jul 04
Originally posted by PawnokeyholeThere is no way you are going to keep it a secret!!!! You HAVE to tell!!
I am sad to say that the charming incident I related earlier, concerning the inappropriate redirection of vomit back into the organism, does not compare remotely to the most disgusting thing I ever came across, in a short story all things. This thing is now permanently burned in my brain, and comes back to haunt me. Hence, I will be keeping it secret, out of preemptive sympathy for others.
Aiden
07 Jul 04
Originally posted by belgianfreakAn old friend of mine, on his 21st birthday, couldn't make it to the bar's restroom in time and threw up, I swear, into a one-gallon beer pitcher AND FILLED IT TO THE TOP. One of the most disgustingly fascinating things I ever saw.
but then proceeded to throw almost a full glass back up again
The bartender promptly threw us out, of course, but he was appreciative that the damage was confined to throwing out a pitcher.
What a cool thread.
09 Jul 04
Originally posted by Poison GodmachineI've seen the same but he totally filled a pint glass without spilling a DROP.
An old friend of mine, on his 21st birthday, couldn't make it to the bar's restroom in time and threw up, I swear, into a one-gallon beer pitcher AND FILLED IT TO THE TOP. One of the most disgustingly fascinating things I ever saw.
The bartender promptly threw us out, of course, but he was appreciative that the damage was confined to throwing out a pitcher.
What a cool thread.
Waste not want not.
09 Jul 04
Originally posted by PawnokeyholeIs it possible to be more warped?
I'll have to message you privately, if you feel you need to have your mind permanently altered for the worse...
Probablies not.😕😛
So just get it out, for all to hear as this thread deserves the most vulgar, vile and downright shameless acts and nothing less.😉😉
14 Jul 04
Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole*hands Aiden a big cookie and gives him a little kiss on the cheek! PLease!!!!!!😀
Given that half the threads here have degenerated into boring topics--as opposed to boring into degenerate topics--I think the case for revealing the MOST DISGUSTING thing I ever heard about is getting stronger. Perhaps I just need a little more gentle encouragement...
Aiden
14 Jul 04
Ok, I am a Plumber by trade and there are reasons for what we do to protect you....the general public from stupidity.
We protect from back flow of water and this is one of the many reasons why.
In a funeral home (I will not say where) down in the basement where they perform the imbalming (if you are not farmilliar with this, it is when they stick needles in the body and flush out the blood and other fluids before they fill you up with imbalming fluid by use of an asperator. The asperator uses a hose connection from a faucet to cause a ventury effect pulling the blood and fluids with it into a flush rim sink, wich is basically a toilet) Any way, to get to the story... on a day they were preparing a body there happened to be a fire in an office building down the block. The fire department hooked up to the fire hydrant with the pumper truck. They started up the pump and caused a -20psi on the city water main and sucked the body dry causing all of the fluids to be destributed evenly to all people down the line.
We make sure this does not happen any more.
Mike
14 Jul 04
Originally posted by rapalla7😲
Ok, I am a Plumber by trade and there are reasons for what we do to protect you....the general public from stupidity.
We protect from back flow of water and this is one of the many reasons why.
In a funeral home (I will not say where) down in the basement where they perform the imbalming (if you are not farmilliar with this, it is when they stick needle ...[text shortened]... buted evenly to all people down the line.
We make sure this does not happen any more.
Mike
14 Jul 04
Originally posted by rapalla7I think it will still be better than the water coming out of my tap!!😕:😉
Ok, I am a Plumber by trade and there are reasons for what we do to protect you....the general public from stupidity.
We protect from back flow of water and this is one of the many reasons why.
In a funeral home (I will not say where) down in the basement where they perform the imbalming (if you are not farmilliar with this, it is when they stick needle ...[text shortened]... buted evenly to all people down the line.
We make sure this does not happen any more.
Mike