Stupid Jokes of the One Liner type...

WOW, you have a whole compressor for the brew? I only knew one
dude with that, an Irishman of course, Bill Jackson in Simi Valley, Ca.

Originally posted by sonhouse
WOW, you have a whole compressor for the brew? I only knew one
dude with that, an Irishman of course, Bill Jackson in Simi Valley, Ca.

So my buddy the surgeon says I am going to do a sex change
operation on myself, can't trust anyone else, I told
him he'll never pull it off.

Originally posted by sonhouse
So my buddy the surgeon says I am going to do a sex change
operation on myself, can't trust anyone else, I told
him he'll never pull it off.

BTW that was a jennings original. See my list of folk music in the albums and songs thread, see if you recognise any of those folks.

Originally posted by sonhouse
BTW that was a jennings original. See my list of folk music in the albums and songs thread, see if you recognise any of those folks.

Bach I know, but Millwards? new one on me.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on their ships?





Get on the ships!

Guy walks into a bar, walks up to the bartender, and orders a drink. Sticking out of the center of his forehead is a froghead. Horrified, the bartender asks, "what the heck happened to you?" The frog replies "I dont know, it started out as a wart on my ass"😵

Originally posted by StarValleyWy
Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

<ta da DUM> drum roll....


A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him"?
"Well", says the vet, "Let's have a lookat him." So he picks the dog up and examines ...[text shortened]... down."
"What?" the owner yelped. "Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's heavy."

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?




Sheep can hear zippers.

😉

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted.

Sheepherder, standing aghast as the lamb roasts over the campfire on the new camp cooks first day...

"What's the matter?" asks the cook. "Did I screw up the cookin'?"

"No." replies the sheepherder. "You cooked up the screwin'"

Originally posted by StarValleyWy
Sheepherder, standing aghast as the lamb roasts over the campfire on the new camp cooks first day...

"What's the matter?" asks the cook. "Did I screw up the cookin'?"

"No." replies the sheepherder. "You cooked up the screwin'"