Whats the deal with the french?

Originally posted by chancremechanic
Hey, are we still on for dinner? I'm sorry for being insulting towards you about the "clams" and stuff, by the way. We could have a candle-lit dinner, listen to Guns-and-Roses, and eat snails...I love 'em.....well, what do you say? I'm 1/8 French, so we have something in common....😉

Uh CM, what sort of queen are YOU thinking of?

Originally posted by Thequ1ck
Uh CM, what sort of queen are YOU thinking of?

French Queen...here on the forums....she sounds intelligent and sexy...French-kissing a beautiful French woman in more ways than one sounds sensual, don't you think? Especially after a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20

Originally posted by chancremechanic
French Queen...here on the forums....she sounds intelligent and sexy...French-kissing a beautiful French woman in more ways than one sounds sensual, don't you think? Especially after a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20

Sure put him in another bitch fight with Jammer and watch the
fur fly.

Just didn't want you to end up with eggs on your face...

Originally posted by Hank Rearden
The day I wish to become a smelly frog eating surrender monkey I will look them up and have them teach me their ways.

Oh dear- you might want to make a start on your adult illiteracy issue, and your crippling lack of self worth first.

And 😠 get it right- the line was 'Cheese-eating surrender monkeys', which was from the Simpsons- written by Americans with a gift for wit perhaps slightly greater than your own.

Originally posted by maverick28
I still don't say french fries its always going to be freedom fries in my book

I pray for you that you were joking. There's many here who would write such a thing in all seriousness.

Originally posted by spruce112358
The absolutely are.

The French are just as proud, independent, stubborn, and generous as Americans. But since Americans speak little French and vice versa, I think that leads to a much higher level of misunderstanding than exists between Americans and British for example.

You can see this for example in the way that the American view of Europe is so British-colored.

There might be something in that. There's language. But factor in the Euro-skepticism of the British, and we might be even closer. Then imperialism on all sides, and a touch of history, and I think we're there.

Originally posted by FrenchQueen
You're a comedy genius. 😕

Careful- I'm not sure he does sarcasm.

Originally posted by Hank Rearden
Well I cant help that it got renewed again I just like trying to have a good time.

Try getting a sh@g, perhaps.

Originally posted by sjeg
Oh dear- you might want to make a start on your adult illiteracy issue, and your crippling lack of self worth first.

And 😠 get it right- the line was 'Cheese-eating surrender monkeys', which was from the Simpsons- written by Americans with a gift for wit perhaps slightly greater than your own.

Actually the quote I used is correct, it was not from the Simpsons, it was from some stupid George Bush photo book a friend got me for christmas, and yes a similar quote was said by grounds keeper willy but I know more about the Simpsons than probably anyone on earth so yeah I wouldn't make a mistake like that.

Originally posted by sjeg
Careful- I'm not sure he does sarcasm.

Sarcasm whats that?

Originally posted by chancremechanic
French Queen...here on the forums....she sounds intelligent and sexy...French-kissing a beautiful French woman in more ways than one sounds sensual, don't you think? Especially after a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20

Oh... My... GOD.

I cant believe that there are other people who actually drink this stuff. It's so cheap, yet so easy to drink. Especially Orange Jubilee. Love it. Gets you going pretty quickly. Unfortunately, not many places sell it. Besides certain areas of the ghetto and shady liqour stores. Never stopped me though.

Originally posted by FrenchQueen
Pssst! you spelt "asperations" incorrectly in your profile. It's ASPIRATION with an "i". Hope you don't mind me pointing this out. 😀

His profile now reads;

"One day I wish I could spell, there are you happy."


I think he means;

"One day, I wish I could spell; there, are you happy?"

Originally posted by mrstabby
How do you mean, immigrating away?

Emigrating.

Originally posted by scottishinnz
His profile now reads;

"One day I wish I could spell, there are you happy."


I think he means;

"One day, I wish I could spell; there, are you happy?"

He only cares about spelling. Grammar's something else.

Originally posted by maverick28
I still don't say french fries its always going to be freedom fries in my book

The one with chewable pages and no words? 🙄