Originally posted by xsOsama isn't crazy - pretty smart all in - truth might hurt there
"THE ODE TO OSAMA"...
Is he under the chair.
Is he out in your shed.
No he's without care
With Shirac in bed? (Tirau Dan)
Their lubricant is oil.
Their protection is cash.
The UN is their foil.
The EU hides their stash. (Delmer)
Is he in Iran?
Or perhaps singapore?
A hostage in Japan?
Or In bed with a whore? (mc2005)
So wh ...[text shortened]... the drama?
When their pushing up daisies?(xs)
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(Edited to suit mc2005...see below)
"THE ODE TO OSAMA"...
Is he under the chair.
Is he out in your shed.
No he's without care
With Shirac in bed? (Tirau Dan)
Their lubricant is oil.
Their protection is cash.
The UN is their foil.
The EU hides their stash. (Delmer)
Is he in Iran?
Or perhaps singapore?
A hostage in Japan?
Or In bed with a whore? (mc2005)
So where is Osama?
And all of his crazies
Will it end the drama?
When their pushing up daisies?(xs)
Osama had a shave and left the cave,
He repented his sins in a pulpit,
He went to Rome for a conclave,
And came out Pope Benedict! (Invigorate)
Ben left his new robes on the beach
While he swam in cooling seas
What lessons can he teach
To the folk in Florida Keys! (Tirau Dan)
He stopped off in Cuba
To smoke a cigar,
And drink a dictator
Under the bar. (Delmer) rec'd
He flew to venus,
To hide from bush,
He lost his penis,
In a great hot flush (mc2005)
Yo.. I tell ya all..
He ain’t in a hole..
Or hiding in a football
Dummy, he is here..
Plotting his next goal..!!
He is in the West..
Safest place to rest
Think I jest?
Bet ya staying in the U.S.
As Bush’s crony and a guest.. (Peachy) teenie touch up YO!
Osama's Muhammad
Returned from the grave.
He is sleeping in mud,
With the bats in a cave. (Delmer)
"THE ODE TO OSAMA"...
Is he under the chair.
Is he out in your shed.
No he's without care
With Shirac in bed? (Tirau Dan)
Their lubricant is oil.
Their protection is cash.
The UN is their foil.
The EU hides their stash. (Delmer)
Is he in Iran?
Or perhaps singapore?
A hostage in Japan?
Or In bed with a whore? (mc2005)
So where is Osama?
And all of his crazies
Will it end the drama?
When their pushing up daisies?(xs)
Osama had a shave and left the cave,
He repented his sins in a pulpit,
He went to Rome for a conclave,
And came out Pope Benedict! (Invigorate)
Ben left his new robes on the beach
While he swam in cooling seas
What lessons can he teach
To the folk in Florida Keys! (Tirau Dan)
He stopped off in Cuba
To smoke a cigar,
And drink a dictator
Under the bar. (Delmer) rec'd
He flew to venus,
To hide from bush,
He lost his penis,
In a great hot flush (mc2005)
Yo.. I tell ya all..
He ain’t in a hole..
Or hiding in a football
Dummy, he is here..
Plotting his next goal..!!
He is in the West..
Safest place to rest
Think I jest?
Bet ya staying in the U.S.
As Bush’s crony and a guest.. (Peachy) teenie touch up YO!
Osama's Muhammad
Returned from the grave.
He is sleeping in mud,
With the bats in a cave. (Delmer)
Yo! don’t you talk about the dead..
Specially about the Prophet Mohammed
We are talking about that guy that hid
Osama for what he did..
Out of dread..
So keep it in your head..
And stick to the rhyming thread..
Starting from A.. Yo..!
All the way to Zed.. (Peachy)
THE ODE TO OSAMA"...
Is he under the chair.
Is he out in your shed.
No he's without care
With Chirac in bed? (Tirau Dan) spelling corrected by villager..
Their lubricant is oil.
Their protection is cash.
The UN is their foil.
The EU hides their stash. (Delmer)
Is he in Iran?
Or perhaps singapore?
A hostage in Japan?
Or In bed with a whore? (mc2005)
So where is Osama?
And all of his crazies
Will it end the drama?
When their pushing up daisies?(xs)
Osama had a shave and left the cave,
He repented his sins in a pulpit,
He went to Rome for a conclave,
And came out Pope Benedict! (Invigorate)
Ben left his new robes on the beach
While he swam in cooling seas
What lessons can he teach
To the folk in Florida Keys! (Tirau Dan)
He stopped off in Cuba
To smoke a cigar,
And drink a dictator
Under the bar. (Delmer) rec'd
He flew to venus,
To hide from bush,
He lost his penis,
In a great hot flush (mc2005)
Yo.. I tell ya all..
He ain’t in a hole..
Or hiding in a football
Dummy, he is here..
Plotting his next goal..!!
He is in the West..
Safest place to rest
Think I jest?
Bet ya staying in the U.S.
As Bush’s crony and a guest.. (Peachy) teenie touch up YO!
Osama's Muhammad
Returned from the grave.
He is sleeping in mud,
With the bats in a cave. (Delmer)
Yo! don’t you talk about the dead..
Specially about the Prophet Mohammed
We are talking about that guy that hid
Osama for what he did..
Out of dread..
So keep it in your head..
And stick to the rhyming thread..
Starting from A.. Yo..!
All the way to Zed.. (Peachy)
I went down to Ibiza and Bali to find
where Mr. bin Laden's been spending his time.
Like any red-blooded hormonal male
Osama bin Groovin' and chasing some tail. (darvlay) A gem!! rec'd
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