2011 Year End Joke Review
Reminds me of the one about the fly who says to the another fly, "Hey friend, your man's open."
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And the recent one line letter found at the post office: "Dear GOD, Who draws the lines around the countries?" -Nan
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A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant. A policeman sees the panda and tells him he just broke the law. The panda bear tells the policeman that he's innocent and, if he didn't believe him, to look in the dictionary. The policeman gets a dictionary and looks up 'panda bear.' It says, 'Panda Bear: eats shoots and leaves.'
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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Sam and Janet." "Sam and Janet who?"... and in a deep sonorous singing in the shower mock baritone voice, with left arm extended with hand open palm up and right hand over the heart, "Some enchanted evening...
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Originally posted by Grampy Bobbylol, raised a smile and was worth the time, thanks GB.
[b]2011 Year End Joke Review
Reminds me of the one about the fly who says to the another fly, "Hey friend, your man's open."
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And the recent one line letter found at the post office: "Dear GOD, Who draws the lines around the countries?" -Nan
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A pan ...[text shortened]... m up and right hand over the heart, "Some enchanted evening...
😉
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyDear God, who writes these jokes?
2011 Year End Joke Review
Reminds me of the one about the fly who says to the another fly, "Hey friend, your man's open."
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And the recent one line letter found at the post office: "Dear GOD, Who draws the lines around the countries?" -Nan
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