50% of US men feel able to land a passenger jet

@booger said
Because you are the type who doesn't prepare for every situation.

Unlike me.

@very-rusty said
I heard you once took a knife to a gun fight! 😛 🙂

-VR

@booger said
I could eat 50 pickled eggs in one sitting.

I'll count the next big jar and get back to you.
This might get interesting 🤔

A one gallon jar holds around 44 pickled eggs.

@the-gravedigger said
Booger still won.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
The trick sir is to eat them in the bath, after a game of billiards.

Trust me on this.

@booger said
How about in a pool playing pool?

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Barbarian!

@very-rusty said
I heard you once took a knife to a gun fight! 😛 🙂

-VR

Back in the day, I could shoot off the antennas of an ant at 200 yards with a rifle. I was proficient at combat pistol, but never could hit at range.
Now I can't see the sights.

@gambrel said
Back in the day, I could shoot off the antennas of an ant at 200 yards with a rifle. I was proficient at combat pistol, but never could hit at range.
Now I can't see the sights.